Local Newspaper Headlines!

[petee]

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No Charges For Worker In Cold Cut Theft Case

she looks less than shamed

 

[dessiato]

Florida Police Report Arrest Of Captain Dickhead

 

[dessiato]

I've put this on the worst tattoo thread because it seems to fit both here and there.
Man With World's Worst Forehead Tattoo Is Arrested For Assaulting, Groping Woman

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Much-loved Worthing Crematorium cat to be remembered at memorial service

 

[Yossarian]

 

[neonwilderness]

Retired nurse barred from Worcester tip due to double-axle trailer ban

 

[danny la rouge]

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You laugh, but that’s newsworthy.

 

[neonwilderness]

Slow news day at The Chronicle?

Which Newcastle Wetherspoon pub has the cheapest drinks?

 

[Badgers]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Slow news day at The Chronicle?

Which Newcastle Wetherspoon pub has the cheapest drinks?

A pint of Foster's in the High Main, Byker, costs just £2.15, although customers pay £3.25 for the same drink in Gosforth's branch.

Blimey, that's a hell of a difference.

 

[Badgers]

Blimey, that's a hell of a difference.

Is the one in Byker the kind of shitfest that you imagine it is?

 

[neonwilderness]

Blimey, that's a hell of a difference.

There is a hell of a difference between Byker and Gosforth in general tbf

 

[Calamity1971]

There is a hell of a difference between Byker and Gosforth in general tbf

I remember the first time I went to byker (didn't live up here then, I was doing the hadrians wall C2C) and commented to a friend that the prison was a bit posh as nearly all the windows had nets up. It was that housing estate surrounded by a big fuck off wall.

 

[neonwilderness]

It was that housing estate surrounded by a big fuck off wall.

Interesting article about it here - Byker Wall: Newcastle's noble failure of an estate – a history of cities in 50 buildings, day 41

 

[Calamity1971]

Interesting article about it here - Byker Wall: Newcastle's noble failure of an estate – a history of cities in 50 buildings, day 41

Never knew it was grade 2 listed!

 

[neonwilderness]

I’m not entirely convinced that this isn’t a parody site

Tree crushes Jake Mangle-Wurzel's infamous car which has a sink on top

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[petee]

SF Chronicle

 

[cupid_stunt]

I’m not entirely convinced that this isn’t a parody site

Tree crushes Jake Mangle-Wurzel's infamous car which has a sink on top

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As with so many of these local 'news stories', they give the impression of being a parody, but that site is legit, it's the Huddersfield Examiner, part of Reach PLC, the new name for the Trinity Mirror group.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Much-loved Worthing Crematorium cat to be remembered at memorial service

Updated - ‘Unique and moving’ service in memory of much-loved Worthing crematorium cat

 

[petee]

Mom hits beer bong at college tailgate while husband watches in adoration

headline is better than the video, tbh

 

[existentialist]

Pub hit by 'terrible smell' hopes to re-open this week

 

[Wilf]

Mom hits beer bong at college tailgate while husband watches in adoration

headline is better than the video, tbh

A more accurate headline would have been 'Woman Drinks Just Over Half a Pint'.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is a dealer in heroines some sort of upmarket pimp?

 

[hash tag]

Crazy, plane crazy

Man arrested for chasing after plane at Dublin Airport

 

[cupid_stunt]

Crazy, plane crazy

Man arrested for chasing after plane at Dublin Airport

They should have shot the plane happy bastard.

 

[Ground Elder]

Edited, as there's another headline thread I favour more than this. I suggest you all go there.

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It's where I posted this one, a few days ago

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's where I posted this one, a few days ago

Oh, FFS, there's 2 threads with very similar titles, I thought this one seemed short on pages, but it's what came up in a search.

Lazy Llama - any chance of merging this thread with the main one:
https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/local-paper-headlines.282278/page-105
- but keeping 'newspaper' in the title, which is a more logical search term than just 'paper' considering both are about NEWSpapers.

 

[Lazy Llama]

Done