Local Newspaper Headlines!

[dessiato]

If only the headline was real maybe readers would understand how gullible they often are.

 

[Ground Elder]

Edited, as there's another headline thread I favour more than this. I suggest you all go there.

 

[Ground Elder]

Lidl car park blocked by out-of-control trolleys, drivers stuck

One mum said: "People's stupidity amazes me on a daily basis

 

[Calamity1971]

Cat brings home bag of drugs worth hundreds of pounds

 

[Poi E]

Yeah but cats always remove the tastiest bits first.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Cat brings home bag of drugs worth hundreds of pounds

I want both that cat, and its drugs.

 

[T & P]

Cat brings home bag of drugs worth hundreds of pounds

The thing is, I wouldn’t bet against the possibility of the wrong copper being sent out and me ending up being arrested and charged with drug offences for trying to be a law-upholding citizen.

Best not to risk it imo.

 

[petee]

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

 

[Opera Buffa]

Road rage driver yells 'Go boil your head in a pan of piss you specky c***' | Metro News

 

[Voley]

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

There's a video. It sounds like something from Nightmare On Elm Street.

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

 

[cupid_stunt]

Voley. just two posts above yours.

 

[Poi E]

You're showing your age when...

 

[Whagwan]

'Look what the cat dragged in' - pet brings home bagful of drugs worth hundreds in St Pauls

Cat brings home bag of drugs worth hundreds of pounds

Snitches get scratches.

 

[neonwilderness]

It must be the day for cat stories

Cat walks into Rugby supermarket, knocks over a box of cat food and takes a nap in the aisle

 

[neonwilderness]

Meet the Fleet woman who can devour 3kg kebabs in 5 minutes flat

 

[twentythreedom]

It must be the day for cat stories

Cat walks into Rugby supermarket, knocks over a box of cat food and takes a nap in the aisle

“I asked the cashier if she knew there was a cat over in the pet aisle. “She said yes she knew it was there and that it was a regular. “I’m not sure who owned it – but it was completely chilled out. The cat looked like it didn’t even care".

 

[a_chap]

Meet the Fleet woman who can devour 3kg kebabs in 5 minutes flat

Eating challenges. The First World is wonderful...

 

[T & P]

Voley. just two posts above yours.

And a mere week after I bumped a thread about nursery rhymes in this forum to share the very same story. But i’m not petty like that and will not hold it against either poster though

Without doubt my favourite news story of the year. Brilliant in every sense.

 

[neonwilderness]

Watch yobs burst into Newcastle pub and pelt punters with EGGS

 

[Calamity1971]

Watch yobs burst into Newcastle pub and pelt punters with EGGS

Can you have ' A quiet pint' in a yate's

 

[neonwilderness]

Can you have ' A quiet pint' in a yate's

I think the story has been over egged a bit. It also has this line which is overstating things a bit if you watch the video

One man flees from his seat to avoid the attack

 

[hash tag]

There was a yolk in there somewhere, but I reckon you've cracked it.

 

[petee]

Texas grandma kills 12-foot gator, says she's finally avenged her miniature horse | Animals | Dallas News

The pond where she killed the beast is the same one where her grandson, then 5, felled a gator nine years ago.

 

[neonwilderness]

Sid Owen couldn't be happier to star in Lowestoft panto

He looks thrilled

 

[trabuquera]

. (sorry - didn't check page before posting)

 

[Indeliblelink]

Pensioner who eats TEN sausage rolls a day furious to find pack contained only 9

 

[neonwilderness]

Pensioner who eats TEN sausage rolls a day furious to find pack contained only 9

Now he says he has given up eating sausage rolls altogether, because he believes Aldi should have done more to make him aware that a previous batch was recalled.

 

[neonwilderness]

King Arthur vs Wilshire Council

King Arthur Pendragon suing Wiltshire Council over Experimental Traffic Order | Salisbury Journal

King Arthur says the Order "gives an unfair monopoly on parking in the environs of the World Heritage Site to English Heritage

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]