Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
He does look quite wistful.
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Thrown out the temple
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Surely PIN God we trust?
dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
Tight squeeze: Firefighters called to free man's testicle from a chair
I've had to be freed from both a table and a chair on occasion having got a finger stuck, but never anything more intimate.
I've had to be freed from both a table and a chair on occasion having got a finger stuck, but never anything more intimate.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
NT News delivers once more:
petee
no gods, no malarkey
petee
no gods, no malarkey
French waiter says firing for rudeness is 'discrimination against my culture'
" “Mr Rey will have to explain what it is about his French heritage that would result in behaviour that people misinterpret as a violation of workplace standards of acceptable conduct,” she wrote in her decision."
" “Mr Rey will have to explain what it is about his French heritage that would result in behaviour that people misinterpret as a violation of workplace standards of acceptable conduct,” she wrote in her decision."
Mordi
Amoral adventurist
For some reason I always view bird on bird predation as some kind of cannibalism.
I blame nature documentaries overly dramatic renderings of Skuas catching baby penguins.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
From this story I learned that Detroit is right next to Canada, which is actually pretty obvious if you look at a map.
OzT
Online early mornings when at work ....
I think there's some sort of crab that kills more of the baby penguins, saw that on the South Pacific docco
Because of a wiggly border you can travel south from Detroit and arrive in Canada.
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
Hastings (NE), State Patrol "disposes" of 20,000 lbs of illegal fireworks:
WATCH: State Patrol disposes of fireworks
Further proof that boys are all firebugs at heart. They only had 8 cameras on it.
WATCH: State Patrol disposes of fireworks
Further proof that boys are all firebugs at heart. They only had 8 cameras on it.
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petee
no gods, no malarkey
Ground Elder
Well-Known Member
Chihuahua world record bid organisers banned from beach after sausage dog mess
Bloody sausage dogs ruining it for everyone else
Bloody sausage dogs ruining it for everyone else
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Argentinian officers fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing marijuana
"Called before Judge Adrián González Charvay, Specia and three of his subordinates all offered the same explanation: the missing narcotics had had been “eaten by mice”, they said.
But forensic experts told the court they doubted even a large number of rodents could have eaten so much marijuana."
"Called before Judge Adrián González Charvay, Specia and three of his subordinates all offered the same explanation: the missing narcotics had had been “eaten by mice”, they said.
But forensic experts told the court they doubted even a large number of rodents could have eaten so much marijuana."
Those mice must have had a serious attack of the munchies.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
circular - eat weed, get munchies, eat more weed ...
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Carl Frampton: Why I can’t wait to deliver Harp ‘garden pub’ prize
Given that Harp is total pisswater I wouldn’t have that monstrosity in my garden but fear that Mr Frampton would threaten me with violence until I did. The “year’s supply of haircuts” prize is even more sinister - esp. if “The Jackal” was the barber.
Given that Harp is total pisswater I wouldn’t have that monstrosity in my garden but fear that Mr Frampton would threaten me with violence until I did. The “year’s supply of haircuts” prize is even more sinister - esp. if “The Jackal” was the barber.
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a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
But, wait. There's good news.
Success!!!
Morrisons announce U-turn after couple's pie saga goes national
Success!!!
Morrisons announce U-turn after couple's pie saga goes national
Yossarian
⏭️
Wait, there were no pies - and then suddenly the manager produces a bag of pies? Maybe Tony was on to something...
andysays
Love and solidarity
Some excellent "aggrieved pie-eater in local newspaper" faces there.
I'm not surprised they look aggrieved - those are clearly not pies but pasties
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