Local Newspaper Headlines!

[MrSki]

 

[dessiato]

In light of what happened in Florida yesterday more sad than funny.

 

[MrSki]

In light of what happened in Florida yesterday more sad than funny.

I expect god told him to do it.
What size St. Valentine's cards do you get in Florida? Could you get a semi automatic in one?

 

[kabbes]

Nothing says romance more than a free valentines card from the Hackney Gazette.

 

[Voley]

Top marks for the original headline with this one:

 

[Siouxsie]

Was he on a bike!

 

[petee]

7-Eleven tries classical music to discourage loiterering, panhandling

 

[Opera Buffa]

 

[Opera Buffa]

It's alright he survived

 

[dessiato]

This one just boggles the mind. There's some strange fuckers in Grimsby.

Dog sex man jailed because he can't keep his nose clean

 

[petee]

Police thwarted by goat stuck on roof who ‘only respects one man'

Police thwarted by goat stuck on roof in Gresham , Oregon | Metro News

 

[a_chap]

 

[petee]

Albuquerque NM Journal, 12/27/1929

 

[Wilf]

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Ukip are on the lookout for a new leader.

 

[petee]

Durham Springs LA News, 1916

 

[Mumbles274]

The Chatham Ski and Snowboard Centre in Capstone Road close because of snow for a second day

'Oh the irony'

 

[cupid_stunt]

The Chatham Ski and Snowboard Centre in Capstone Road close because of snow for a second day

'Oh the irony'

Every time I see the KM logo it brings back happy memories of working for that company, back in the good old days, when it was a great family run independent newspaper group.

 

[Mumbles274]

Every time I see the KM logo it brings back happy memories of working for that company, back in the good old days, when it was a great family run independent newspaper group.

Isn't it a shame how all those places are soulless arseholes now. Much like my industry

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not local, but clever headline:

Hash in the attic: Police find £80k cannabis farm after spotting snow-free roof

Hash in the attic: Police find £80k cannabis farm after spotting snow-free roof

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[JimW]

The hipsters really have gone too far now.

 

[stethoscope]

The hipsters really have gone too far now.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Durham Springs LA News, 1916

'Been assinated'

 

[petee]

'Been assinated'

if you know what i mean

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Not local, but too good to pass up:

Heavily armed drug cops raid retiree’s garden, seize okra plants

Georgia police raided a retired Atlanta man's garden last Wednesday after a helicopter crew with the Governor's Task Force for Drug Suppression spotted suspicious-looking plants on the man's property. A heavily-armed K9 unit arrived and discovered that the plants were, in fact, okra bushes.

The officers eventually apologized and left, but they took some of the suspicious okra leaves with them for analysis. Georgia state patrol told WSB-TV in Atlanta that "we've not been able to identify it as of yet. But it did have quite a number of characteristics that were similar to a cannabis plant."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...den-seize-okra-plants/?utm_term=.ef9e238ac129

Marijuana:

Okra:

City folks.

 

[Ground Elder]

At last! A year or two ago I took a picture of a plant on an allotment, that no one was able to identify for me. Now I know it's okra Thanks Yuwipi Woman

 

[petee]

Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit

 

[existentialist]

Flower pots damaged in Pembroke | Western Telegraph

 

[cupid_stunt]

Flower pots damaged in Pembroke | Western Telegraph

A classic example of a Newsquest rag's website page - that headline, a stock photo & a full in-depth report...

FLOWER pots were damaged at Croft Court, Pembroke on March 4.

If you have any information please contact PC 749 at Pembroke Dock police station on 101.

I am glad I don't work for those wankers any longer!

 

[Poi E]

City folks.

To be fair, it is Georgia.