Ground Elder
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Man declares he is now attracted to men after taking painkillers
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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petee
no gods, no malarkey
I think this guy should be hailed as a hero for having a go. Nanny state gone mad
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
That's funny, I'm on those - not had any interesting sexual side effects, just a slight loss of motor control and involuntary flatulence.
What, in the respect of holding a pocket of air within an enclosure....... as balloons are supposed to...or something else, animals perhaps
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
felixthecat
are we there yet?
Large rabbit found dead in Trowbridge
It's all go around here!
It's all go around here!
Yossarian
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Large rabbit found dead in Trowbridge
It's all go around here!
"I need a stock photo for this rabbit story."
"Can't you find a picture of a bunny?"
"It was decapitated."
"Go with the police tape."
Casual Observer
enough
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Today's Guardian
Canadian zoo faces charges after taking bear out for ice cream at Dairy Queen
Canadian zoo faces charges after taking bear out for ice cream at Dairy Queen
Canadian zoo faces charges after taking bear out for ice cream at Dairy Queen
Canadian zoo faces charges after taking bear out for ice cream at Dairy Queen
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bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Jeez the article content is much more crackers than the headline. The girlfriend quotes are amazing
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Yossarian
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San Antonio rescuers bitten after mistaking bobcats for unwanted kittens
"They fed the bobcats milk from pet-feeding bottles, but realized something was amiss when the aggressive animals tore the bottles apart and bit them."
"They fed the bobcats milk from pet-feeding bottles, but realized something was amiss when the aggressive animals tore the bottles apart and bit them."
extra dry
Happy to be here
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I was once overtaken on the motorway by a giant beer barrel, that took me by surprise, a real double take moment!
It was a promotional vehicle for some brewery, who's name escapes me now.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
that's just epic.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Even more epic:
Shed hits 100mph to break speed record
A ton-up shed!
ETA: Oh. It's a fucking Audi shed
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Even more epic:
Shed hits 100mph to break speed record
A ton-up shed!
ETA: Oh. It's a fucking Audi shed
From that link...
When I had a free 'flight' on the Brighton i360, together with free champagne, just after it opened, we had a talk from one of the Campbell family, what a family of insane nutters.
* The 'flight' was sponsored by the firm of accountants I happen to use, the guests were basically corporate types, I have no idea how I got the invite, apart from the fact my accountant seems to like me & so she invited me, I initially turned the invite down, but she extended it to 'plus one', so I took Frances, we were like fish out water in that company, but still, the free champagne was good, hic.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
Middle-class women devour drug-laced cheese in new craze called 'brieing'
Middle-class women devour drug-laced cheese in new craze called 'brieing'
Middle-class women devour drug-laced cheese in new craze called 'brieing'
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Holloway says the woman wasn't happy about a new phone.
"She said, 'No, I'm going to. This is BS. And I wanna be on the news.' And I said, 'Ma'am, don't do this.' And she said, 'No, I have to.' Then she closed her car door, gassed it and ran through the building."
East Ridge store says upset customer crashed car into their building
"She said, 'No, I'm going to. This is BS. And I wanna be on the news.' And I said, 'Ma'am, don't do this.' And she said, 'No, I have to.' Then she closed her car door, gassed it and ran through the building."
East Ridge store says upset customer crashed car into their building
Mogden
I like tea
Fears of 'alcohol-fuelled' chaos if Moo Moo opens late for Phil Mitchell visit
Is there something you need to tell us moomoo ? I mean if you're planning to be in Derby, do pop round for a post opening brew
Is there something you need to tell us moomoo ? I mean if you're planning to be in Derby, do pop round for a post opening brew
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