Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[Celyn]

WIll call you Petal Blossom Rainbow from here on in

The kid could turn to anagrams. Snowmobile Boar Splat.

 

[weltweit]

That's half a tale, if ever there was one.
Come on, spill the beans!
Out with it.

Sorry pal, you know the drill, no real names on the internet

 

[brogdale]

Sorry pal, you know the drill, no real names on the internet

Disappointing.
Assuming you weren't troubled by your own surname, surely giving out a forename doesn't really nail you down too much?
Jonny.

 

[emanymton]

Sorry for jumping on you like that, that kind of "in the blood" stuff bothers me.

No worries, I get where you are coming from.

 

[sealion]

Quinoa Sundried-Bouquet

Horatio Fossil fuel orgasm.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Chargrilled Waffleblanket IV

 

[DotCommunist]

engorged zukini tramadol

 

[sealion]

engorged zukini tramadol

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Cheese flavoured octocamel

 

[equationgirl]

Dandelion flowerpot blunderbus

 

[keybored]

Ragwort Twatspawn Sainsbury

 

[campanula]

Perilous Munchkin Pleghm

 

[Idris2002]

engorged zukini tramadol

Wasn't that one of the GSVs in Consider Phlebas?

 

[equationgirl]

Number 5 is apparently still unnamed so he might read this thread for naming inspiration

 

[The Boy]

Turgid Caramac Octopod

 

[equationgirl]

Beowolf margarine pufferfish

 

[redsquirrel]

If we're not allowed to have a go at him for having five kids, are we at least allowed to mention the names he and his wife have chosen for those kids?

Spoiler: Only read the names of Jamie's kids if [USER=25664]NoXion[/USER] says it's OK

The couple have five children: Poppy Honey Rosie (b. March 2002), Daisy Boo Pamela (b. April 2003), Petal Blossom Rainbow (b. April 2009), Buddy Bear Maurice (b. September 2010), and an as yet unnamed baby boy (b. August 2016)

Christ, the poor bastards.

 

[Pickman's model]

Grumbledore slubble-dyed jaqqaroth

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Kipling Exceedingly Goodcakes

 

[ViolentPanda]

Piscatarian Souffle Cordwainer.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Scarletina Fumble Tentpeg.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Parmigiano Trumptington Scoop

 

[trabuquera]

Pecorino Jasper Boden

 

[equationgirl]

Pecorino Jasper Boden

Far too normal sounding.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Aubergine Bluestocking Filibuster.

 

[twentythreedom]

Caractacus Anvil Geezer

 

[Pickman's model]

Glibbering oruntropp fortay

 

[Pickman's model]

Aderith blunklopper cadarine

 

[Pickman's model]

Hotopfart indiglops fingeraps

 

[Pickman's model]

Ladderath verminscum cladapperits