Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[isvicthere?]

Fucking terrible. I'd rather eat junk food for the rest of my life than have to listen to this crime against music again.

Only just listened to it. What a heap of steaming dog jobbie!

 

[DotCommunist]

This calls for a scorched earth policy

 

[Favelado]

This Jamie Oliver revolution isn't going to be anything like the real one. In the real one, he and Ed Sheeran will be tied to a post and beaten with sticks and force-fed blue pop and Findus crispy pancakes.

 

[SpineyNorman]

and loads of that popping candy so they die slowly and painfully as their stomachs expand to bursting point.

 

[Favelado]

One of the first websites I remember regularly visiting was dedicated to hating Jamie Oliver. It was called fattongue.com or something. Way back in 2000.

 

[Mungy]

One of the first websites I remember regularly visiting was dedicated to hating Jamie Oliver. It was called fattongue.com or something. Way back in 2000.

i photoshopped a photo of shrek for that site

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Multi-millionaire tells poor people they're doing it wrong shocker.

 

[Favelado]

Multi-millionaire tells poor people they're doing it wrong shocker.

He went to Brazil last year and told them that Brigadeiro, the nation's favourite little treat, was sickly and sweet and "shit, fucking horrible" . 200 million more people think he's a cunt now.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/aug/04/jamie-oliver-brazilian-gaffe-food-emotions

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

He has talent.

 

[Favelado]

His kids are called Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver, and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

And he cheats on his wife.

 

[Favelado]

I wouldn't personally make that allegation. However, if I were Jamie Oliver's wife, I'd let him cheat on me, and indeed encourage it.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Another nail in the coffin of Oliver's activism. He who campaigned for better animal welfare in the past now signs a multi-million pound deal with the second largest chicken 'producer' (i.e. factory farming company) on the planet:

Fresh food champion Jamie Oliver signs frozen meals deal with Brazilian chicken giant

What a massive cahnt.

 

[Pickman's model]

And he cheats on his wife.

The larger shock is he found anyone to wed him in the first place

 

[Artaxerxes]

The larger shock is he found anyone to wed him in the first place

He does amazing things with his tongue

 

[Pickman's model]

He does amazing things with his tongue

Like to see it in a sandwich with fucking English mustard and feed it to the cahnt

 

[snadge]

They're planning baby no6, what an irresponsible cunt, just imagine if every couple in the world had six fucking kids, the planet is almost at human saturation point now.

 

[purenarcotic]

Another nail in the coffin of Oliver's activism. He who campaigned for better animal welfare in the past now signs a multi-million pound deal with the second largest chicken 'producer' (i.e. factory farming company) on the planet:

Fresh food champion Jamie Oliver signs frozen meals deal with Brazilian chicken giant

What a massive cahnt.

This coming from the man who has whinged and moaned about parents feeding their kids ready meals and people eating pre-prepared food.

Unbelievable.

 

[equationgirl]

He comes across as completely unrepentant in that article too.

 

[J Ed]

This coming from the man who has whinged and moaned about parents feeding their kids ready meals and people eating pre-prepared food.

Unbelievable.

Luckily, the amount of heroin I use is harmless, I inject about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you're one of those, my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.

 

[Wolveryeti]

"The chef acknowledged the criticism, but insisted that he had to engage with large companies such as Sadia if he was to create change on a larger scale."

Ah yes - the Tony Blair defence...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

"The chef acknowledged the criticism, but insisted that he had to engage with large companies such as Sadia if he was to create change on a larger scale."

Translates as, "If I don't take these lovely millions off 'em, someone else will, and then where would we be, me ol' mukka?"

 

[DotCommunist]

I hope he stacks that stupid fucking chicken chaser ironically under the wheels of an icelands lorry

 

[likesfish]

The gulags always going to need a cook so he should be fairly safe

 

[antimata]

6 spawn is just selfish i dont care who you are.....

massive cnut.

 

[Spymaster]

Another nail in the coffin of Oliver's activism. He who campaigned for better animal welfare in the past now signs a multi-million pound deal with the second largest chicken 'producer' (i.e. factory farming company) on the planet:

Fresh food champion Jamie Oliver signs frozen meals deal with Brazilian chicken giant

What a massive cahnt.

I've never been a hater of Oliver's. I think he's one of the more talented chefs out there, but this is shit.

Wanker.

 

[SpookyFrank]

They're planning baby no6, what an irresponsible cunt, just imagine if every couple in the world had six fucking kids, the planet is almost at human saturation point now.

Well he's clearly in favour of factory farming. It's important to stick to your principles.

 

[Orang Utan]

They're planning baby no6, what an irresponsible cunt, just imagine if every couple in the world had six fucking kids, the planet is almost at human saturation point now.

Now now now, that's unfair. Malthusian bollocks.
He can have as many kids as he wants.

 

[snadge]

Now now now, that's unfair. Malthusian bollocks.
He can have as many kids as he wants.

ORLY?

 

[Pickman's model]

ORLY?