Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[butchersapron]

That's an excellent article by SEYMOUR! and quite frankly I'm surprised he can write so incisively about a real class issue and with empathy, etc.

He's from a working class background.

 

[Idris2002]

He's from a working class background.

You nit us shot?

 

[treelover]

I can see the The Road to Wigan Pier being re-launched, it is being quoted all over the place.

 

[Frances Lengel]

must be all that neapolitan oil he guzzles by the pintful while stuffing himself on mussels and farmhouse produce.

One day he will get botulism.

That Stein bloke is an enormous arsehole as well.
but on jaamie 'the geeza' on his twist n go bike yeah? him. I said to the mrs last night

'There is no contempt quite so naked as that shown by the scions of the petite bourgeoisie towards the people who used to be payed by their fathers'

that counts for thatcher as well.

Did you really say that?

No wonder she fell for you, you silver tongued devil.

 

[Frances Lengel]

i had to wear sandals to school whilst my peers all wore brogues. you third world people don't know how lucky you were.

Adidas fourstripe sandals though?

 

[DotCommunist]

Did you really say that?

No wonder she fell for you, you silver tongued devil.

yeah, youlot only get my second best lines these days, she gets the gold

 

[ViolentPanda]

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your chef gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for fifteen
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Jello Biafra is proud of you!!!

 

[Pickman's model]

You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your chef gets richer off you

Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for fifteen
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

delete 'stake' insert 'steak'

 

[andysays]

delete 'stake' insert 'steak'

Wouldn't that make it "on like a steak stake"?

 

[Pickman's model]

Wouldn't that make it "on like a steak stake"?

'then your head is skewered on a steak'

it's the sort of thing they'd applaud on masterchef.

'cooking doesn't get any tougher than this'

 

[andysays]

'then your head is skewered on a steak'

it's the sort of thing they'd applaud on masterchef.

'cooking doesn't get any tougher than this'

I will defer to your greater knowledge of food porn TV

 

[J Ed]

'then your head is skewered on a steak'

it's the sort of thing they'd applaud on masterchef.

'cooking doesn't get any tougher than this'

Men are literally fighting for their lives with this cooking

 

[RedDragon]

Near bought a tear to my jaundiced eye...

Jamie Oliver is donating a copy of Save with Jamie, his new affordable meals cookbook, to every library in Britain.

The celebrity chef, 38, is on a “mission to make exciting food that doesn’t break the bank” available to all, including those who cannot afford his book.​

Standard

 

[butchersapron]

Luckily there are only 7 left.

 

[neonwilderness]

Near bought a tear to my jaundiced eye...

One book per library isn't going to go very far

Maybe he should do some sort of cookery show people could watch on their massive TVs

 

[DotCommunist]

Save with Jamie

he must be a really good saver given that the queen has given him a hundred and thirty million little medals with her head on them

 

[weltweit]

What's sad about that?

iirc she died young and lost the copyright on her publications. I think that is sad.

 

[butchersapron]

iirc she died young and lost the copyright on her publications. I think that is sad.

Do you think after her death she was tutting about losing the copyright?

 

[frogwoman]

Near bought a tear to my jaundiced eye...

Jamie Oliver is donating a copy of Save with Jamie, his new affordable meals cookbook, to every library in Britain.
The celebrity chef, 38, is on a “mission to make exciting food that doesn’t break the bank” available to all, including those who cannot afford his book.
Standard ​

 

[Mr.Bishie]

The cunt's now on the One Show!

"I've always got the public's interest at heart"

Fuck off.

 

[twentythreedom]

He employs 6 - 7000 people?

 

[nagapie]

It's like Gove and his bloody bible donation to every school. Oiver and Gove, sharing the same values including a hatred of the poor.

 

[J Ed]

This performance on the One Show is really something. He is even worse than I thought.

 

[likesfish]

Tbf jamie maybe a cunt but at least hes not gove but then their are serial killers who can claim they are not gove.

 

[Mungy]

Adidas fourstripe sandals though?

dunlop greenflash plimsole copies

 

[nagapie]

Tbf jamie maybe a cunt but at least hes not gove but then their are serial killers who can claim they are not gove.

Well he's not in the same position as Gove but just imagine it. All poor children having to learn to cook his recipes from scratch to get their GCSEs, schools asked to check on poor families with decent televisions (maybe offer them parenting classes) and his signature in every school library reminding everyone of how right he is.

 

[Pickman's model]

The cunt's now on the One Show!

"I've always got the public's interest at heart"

Fuck off.

if he really did he'd be found hanged.

 

[Pickman's model]

He employs 6 - 7000 people?

and that's just in PR

 

[Thora]

A friend of a friend works in one of his Fifteen restaurants. Customers are always disappointed to discover she is just a waitress rather than a reformed troubled yoof.

 

[Pickman's model]

A friend of a friend works in one of his Fifteen restaurants. Customers are always disappointed to discover she is just a waitress rather than a reformed troubled yoof.

they just want to whisk her away like in my fair lady and are doubtless pissed off when she's not some little eliza dolittle