Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[campanula]

scrofulous turgid spitoon

 

[Cid]

St John's Wort Monkeypuzzle

 

[Cid]

Sneezewort Corpse Flower

 

[Cheesypoof]

This thread is genius!

I'm not a particular fan of his cooking (he puts too many anchovies into everything!) but I do like some of his proteges such as Kerry Ann on his food tube channel. I love her personality, speaking voice and dig her vibes.

Here she is making fishcakes

 

[Ming]

Well I think your all being horrid. What's wrong with those names?? My mum called me Trojan (name of condom which failed), M53 (where I was conceived), Herringbone (my dad's trouser type on that fateful night). But you can call me Dave.

 

[xenon]

Pimento Landcruiser Twist

 

[Ming]

Rose Phytoplankton Hickorysmoked Sixpencenonethericher.

 

[xenon]

Gaviscon Matriculate Tressel

 

[xenon]

Alfalfa falafel timpani Crocus

 

[twentythreedom]

Jackson Skillet Bro

 

[Ming]

Alfalfa falafel timpani Crocus

Doesn't work. You can shorten it to Alf.

 

[Celyn]

And even if you took "Alfalfa" away, it could be shortened to ""Tim".

Devil's Bit Scabious Crabgrass Nettle

 

[bendeus]

Augustus Fennel Twizzle

 

[DotCommunist]

Thaddeus Swine Enema

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Hufflepuff Gryffindor Quidditch

 

[Celyn]

Oh dear. Rowling would probably sue him.

 

[Ming]

And even if you took "Alfalfa" away, it could be shortened to ""Tim".

Devil's Bit Scabious Crabgrass Nettle

Apparently Becks and Vicky called one of their offspring Brooklyn because that's where they were conceived. Lucky they weren't conceived in Hull. Shithole's a terrible name for a child.

 

[Cheesypoof]

Apparently Becks and Vicky called one of their offspring Brooklyn because that's where they were conceived. Lucky they weren't conceived in Hull. Shithole's a terrible name for a child.

well i wouldnt trust those chavs to cook me a curry.

 

[albionism]

Dasypygal Psilocybe Truffle.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Cahnty McCahntface (esq.)

 

[Pickman's model]

Trufflefrolic gasbeater kiplaskodin

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Budgieburglar Floppledopperoonie Oliver

 

[The Boy]

Ferrous Sanctimony Bromide

 

[Pickman's model]

Parasite battery chickenfucker

 

[sealion]

Honeysuckle Penisgorge Moonrig.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Smeeeeeeeeg Heeeeeed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Pigface Bullingdon initiation-rite

 

[sealion]

Apparently Becks and Vicky called one of their offspring Brooklyn because that's where they were conceived. Lucky they weren't conceived in Hull. Shithole's a terrible name for a child.

Peckham Beckham has a nice ring to it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Peckham Beckham has a nice ring to it.

Wrexham Beckham
Hexham Beckham

 

[sealion]

Wrexham Beckham
Hexham Beckham

Beckenham Beckham