Jamie Oliver is STILL a massive cahnt

[Dr. Furface]

You go all the way to Lisbon and what do you see?

 

[Ax^]

thought the one benefit of Brexit was then going out of business

*shakes fist at sky

 

[JimW]

You go all the way to Lisbon and what do you see?

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Pop over the border to Valencia and try one of his paella places.

 

[Favelado]

One of the first websites i used to visit was called fattongue.com and it was entirely dedicated to hating Jamie Oliver. In about 1999.

 

[Artaxerxes]

One of the first websites i used to visit was called fattongue.com and it was entirely dedicated to hating Jamie Oliver. In about 1999.

Same

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

The whole concept of Jamie Oliver seems a bit 1999 really.

 

[Favelado]

One of the first websites i used to visit was called fattongue.com and it was entirely dedicated to hating Jamie Oliver. In about 1999.

It had a video called "wanking in the moonlight" which had a B3ta style video of Oliver dancing around to Toploader. He had said they were his favourite band.

 

[keybored]

One of the first websites i used to visit was called fattongue.com and it was entirely dedicated to hating Jamie Oliver. In about 1999.

The mockney, chubba-tongued twat.

 

[Happy Tree]

He put chilli jam in egg fried rice. Nuff said.

 

[Favelado]

Didn't he used to slide down a fireman's pole onto his scooter in one of his shows? God almighty.

 

[tim]

Didn't he used to slide down a fireman's pole onto his scooter in one of his shows? God almighty.

(((Paul Embery)))

 

[tim]

He put chilli jam in egg fried rice. Nuff said.

The jam is far from the worst.

 

[Calamity1971]

Pulled.

'Devastated' Jamie Oliver issues apology as he withdraws 'damaging' kids book

Jamie Oliver's second children's book Billy and the Giant Adventure has been branded as 'irresponsible and damaging' by education bodies, who demanded it was pulled

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Epona]

Pulled.

'Devastated' Jamie Oliver issues apology as he withdraws 'damaging' kids book

Jamie Oliver's second children's book Billy and the Giant Adventure has been branded as 'irresponsible and damaging' by education bodies, who demanded it was pulled

www.mirror.co.uk

White middle class twat "devastated" at being pulled up on deep misunderstanding and misrepresentation of someone else's culture - my heart bleeds.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Didn't he used to slide down a fireman's pole onto his scooter in one of his shows? God almighty.

And bannisters. The location scout had to find a venue that had banisters, so he could do his cheeky chappie routine in every episode.

Sorry to give it publicity, but here's Son of Fat-Tongued Cookery Gonk, and his faithful dog-prop, Conker.

Programmes

Buddy and Maisie create a cheesy pancake stack to put a spring in their step as Buddy follows Maisie’s fast Irish-dancing footsteps. Find Buddy’s recipes on the BBC Food website.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Boo Radley75]

Pulled.

'Devastated' Jamie Oliver issues apology as he withdraws 'damaging' kids book

Jamie Oliver's second children's book Billy and the Giant Adventure has been branded as 'irresponsible and damaging' by education bodies, who demanded it was pulled

www.mirror.co.uk

"Penguin confirmed that no Indigenous organisations or individuals were consulted with during the writing process."

Anyway, good a time as any to share again that classic moment when Jamie showed a bunch of kids how chicken nuggets were made then smugly asked "who wants to try them?" The expression on his face when every single kid put their hand up.

 

[SpookyFrank]

The jam is far from the worst.

Olive oil. In egg fried rice. Jesus christ.

 

[vinba]

There was also the episode where he made a prawn curry and the only 'spice' he added was some Mango chutney. Sainsburys Mango Chutney.



Being ravaged by a rabid bear is too good for him.

 

[Happy Tree]

Naked chef? Naked bollocks mair like!

 

[kabbes]

My antipathy for Oliver belongs to a happier time, before Musk and Trump, Johnson and Braverman, even Cameron and Osborne. I can’t find it in me any more to care about the use or otherwise of Sainsbury mango chutney.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Naked chef? Naked bollocks mair like!

He wasn’t even naked!

 

[Lotte]

Using Sainsbury's mango chutney is the least of his crimes.

 

[Epona]

I have enough capacity to care about more than one thing at a time, it might not be the biggest crime on the planet, but I'm not limited to caring about only the big things.

 

[klang]

Brother-in-roots

 

[kabbes]

I have enough capacity to care about more than one thing at a time, it might not be the biggest crime on the planet, but I'm not limited to caring about only the big things.

Good for you. But I’m tired. I can no longer summon up the energy to care about somebody else’s use of mango chutney

 

[Epona]

Good for you. But I’m tired. I can no longer summon up the energy to care about somebody else’s use of mango chutney

Why are you on a thread about Jamie Oliver then?

 

[kabbes]

Why are you on a thread about Jamie Oliver then?

To say this:

My antipathy for Oliver belongs to a happier time, before Musk and Trump, Johnson and Braverman, even Cameron and Osborne. I can’t find it in me any more to care about the use or otherwise of Sainsbury mango chutney.

It was a piece of pathos that has so far entertained at least three people, so I consider myself both satisfied and justified.

 

[Epona]

To say this:



It was a piece of pathos that has so far entertained at least three people, so I consider myself both satisfied and justified.

No worries, but if you're tired and short of energy, then it seems like a waste of your reserves to even bother to look at the thread, let alone post.

It comes across a bit as looking down on others for wanting to discuss it.

 

[kabbes]

I was just being wry. Sorry my post wasn’t to your taste.

 

[Cloo]

Pulled.

'Devastated' Jamie Oliver issues apology as he withdraws 'damaging' kids book

Jamie Oliver's second children's book Billy and the Giant Adventure has been branded as 'irresponsible and damaging' by education bodies, who demanded it was pulled

www.mirror.co.uk

I just read about this a day or two ago - I cannot conceive of how this got through editorial, even if it was a celeb author; they should fucking know how particularly sensitive kids/YA fiction is about cultural sensitivity (and quite rightly so) and that this would have been picked up on.