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Moggs family might have to have Swan this xmas instead of Turkey. They wont each chicken as it is a lower and middle class bird. Maybe their traditional feast will include Lapwing and Lark, after they have had Mass read in Latin.
 
I think it’s maybe partly a small power move against javid.
Mog is leader of house, javid went on tv and said that masks should be worn in the commons, stepping on mogg’s shiny toes.
That he is a cunt who is happy to undermine vital health messaging we all know already.

He doesn’t really think you can’t catch covid from your mates.
 
Stupidity can’t explain it I don’t think.
A Tory MP was saying the other week that he didn't wear a mask in the Commons because he trusted people there not to turn up if symptomatic and to have taken a LFT. However, he would wear one on transport, in shops etc. Obviously because he thinks MPs are more trustworthy than ordinary people. :rolleyes:
 
One of Rees-Moggs employees whom came forward in 1827 to say that Rees-Mogg wasnt paying his Chimney Sweeps a living wage.
 
Dreadful suit, looks like a little boy that found it in the dressing up box and thought it made him look grown up.
 
Mogg will be singing his favourite song, the Latin " Signum Magnum ", written for the Introit of the Feast of the Assumption of the Virgin Mary for his family and servants on Christmas morning, in which he will be using a Gregorian chant, before they enjoy a twelve bird roast. The Opium and scrumpy will probably kick in by mid afternoon and he will be off to Xanadu through caverns measureless to man.
 
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