Jacob Rees-Mogg - Common People

[Serene]

Rees Mogg will personally read extracts from Tom Browns Schooldays, and then give a personal soliloquy on how society must rid itself of Hornswagglers and Scallywags.

 

[Serene]

Jacob Dieudonné Rees Mogg has instructed the servants to cover up the new Edwardian table set as the legs are " obscene ".

 

[Argonia]

John Major's classless society has been a great success. Me and Rees-Mogg are in exactly the same social bracket and I am off for a nice lunch today with him of oysters, kedgiree, smoked salmon, caviar, champagne and duck's eggs to be served up by Keir Starmer on golden platters.

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[MrSki]

Fucking hypocrite.

 

[Dystopiary]

He reckons he didn't know that "Ye***w Peril" was a racist slur.

 

[danny la rouge]

He reckons he didn't know that "Ye***w Peril" was a racist slur.

He must be thick as pig shit, then.

 

[Dystopiary]

He must be thick as pig shit, then.

Thick as pig shit or just racist. Or both.

 

[danny la rouge]

Thick as pig shit or just racist. Or both.

Oh, he’s a lying racist. But he wants us to think he’s a thick cunt.

 

[teqniq]

Yeah Mogg is anything but thick. You don't get run a hedge fund unless you've got at least some nous (I know Somerset capital management is co-run). As well as being a lying racist he's a complete hypocrite with absolutely no morals.

 

[hash tag]

Nothwithstanding, he lives in a totally different world to us commoners and peasants.

 

[two sheds]

and century

 

[bluescreen]

Have we had this yet?

 

[Calamity1971]

Have we had this yet?

Saw that on twitter earlier. Managed 2 minutes.

 

[hash tag]

A PM in waiting?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Have we had this yet?

What a cunt.

 

[Pickman's model]

A PM in waiting?

Post mortem rather than prime minister I hope

 

[maomao]

Have we had this yet?

I abhor violence against children so I probably shouldn't watch that.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Have we had this yet?

That is some crazy shit, so close to satire...

 

[Steel Icarus]

I abhor violence against children so I probably shouldn't watch that.

He was never a child, he was 35 when he was born

 

[maomao]

He was never a child, he was 35 when he was born

You're quite right. Someone should have smothered the little prick.

 

[Ax^]

ah and he grew up to be a brave brexiter who moved all of his money to dublin in advance of the leave date

 

[Johnny Vodka]

To think people, and fucking working class people, vote for a party that includes that absolute bell-end.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Do other countries have cunts like him or is it only an English thing? Obviously there are entitled cunts everywhere but surely there's nothing like that cunt enywhere else?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Do other countries have cunts like him or is it only an English thing? Obviously there are entitled cunts everywhere but surely there's nothing like that cunt enywhere else?

I'm sure the U.S. creates its fair share of entitled cunts, but different sort of cunts from a different system.

 

[hash tag]

ah and he grew up to be a brave brexiter who moved all of his money to dublin in advance of the leave date

That wasn't anything to do with Brexit but probably was to hide it from his family.

 

[Ax^]

*raises eyebrow

of course it was not

 

[Serene]

Mogg has said the upper classes must keep their eyes skinned for cutpurses and dippers at this time of year as the evenings draw in.

 

[Serene]

Mogg has said the upper classes must keep their eyes skinned for cutpurses and dippers at this time of year as the evenings draw in.

They may well be peasants that are employed by Rees-Mogg on his Chimney Sweep business.

 

[Serene]

He has said we must be wary of the baser elements of society. Social undesirables such as the never-do-wells, strumpets, Raab`s and bounders. He said society needs to be on the guard for rotters, swarths, and rumpots and that we must give them no quarter.

 

[BigMoaner]

Have we had this yet?

What an enormous cunt he was, even at 12