Jacob Rees-Mogg - Common People

[MrSki]

 

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[cybershot]

'Jacob Leeks Mogg' comes second in onion show

 

[pseudonarcissus]

'Jacob Leeks Mogg' comes second in onion show

The winner of the competition was a pair of tortoises and snails modelled out of spring onions and slices of red onion...the winner's work of creative genius and there's not even a pic

 

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A Welsh vegetable

 

[MrSki]

 

[brogdale]

Referencing those 'taking the powers to themselves', including Letwin & Bercow(?).
Calling the party's antisemitism 'tsar'.


Source.

 

[teqniq]

 

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Pity the poor person that cleans that one up.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[teqniq]

 

[flypanam]

Jacob needs a little help. Feel free to fill out this form anyway you choose

https://www.jacobreesmogg.com/get-i...7yz0T2uvJZ9A4usS22cfI2QCQ5OdPLVQIy_AUU70jr6eo

 

[brogdale]

As part of the tedious, 'arms-race' of "patriotic" product placement by jingoistic vermin MPs, Rees-Mogg has tweeted out this picture of himself purporting to appreciate the sort of crisp/snack products enjoyed by the common people.

More than one response focus instead on why he shares an office with the grim reaper.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

As part of the tedious, 'arms-race' of "patriotic" product placement by jingoistic vermin MPs, Rees-Mogg has tweeted out this picture of himself purporting to appreciate the sort of crisp/snack products enjoyed by the common people.

More than one response focus instead on why he shares an office with the grim reaper.

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Pringles are a Kellogg's product
Walkers are also now American owned

 

[Mrs Miggins]

How does he manage to look like he doesn't know how to eat crisps?

 

[two sheds]

There's caviar in that pringles tube.

 

[Pickman's model]

How does he manage to look like he doesn't know how to eat crisps?

bag facing the wrong way for him to really have a crisp in his hand, that is for him to look like he's eating the bloody things. they all likely went in the bin after as he sent his nanny out to get him a slice of bread with dripping on it

 

[not a trot]

There's caviar in that pringles tube.

A fucking big turd in there would be more appropriate.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

bag facing the wrong way for him to really have a crisp in his hand,

That's what it is yes!
The stupid wanker

 

[Proper Tidy]

I don't mind ready salted but he is very much a ready salted type isn't he

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I don't mind ready salted but he is very much a ready salted type isn't he

Yes.
I couldn't imagine him picking up a bag of prawn cocktail.

 

[maomao]

Yes.
I couldn't imagine him picking up a bag of prawn cocktail.

He doesn't look like he has the strength.

 

[Spymaster]

How does he manage to look like he doesn't know how to eat crisps?

He must go out of his way to look a cunt with some of this stuff. Like his instructions to his tailor must be “make sure you cut this suit so it doesn’t fit properly”.

 

[two sheds]

"I'd like the 18th Century look".

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Would he eat Frazzles d'ya think?

 

[Proper Tidy]

He must go out of his way to look a cunt with some of this stuff. Like his instructions to his tailor must be “make sure you cut this suit so it doesn’t fit properly”.

I read something once from him where he said that's how people wore suits in edwardian times so they could get on and off horses without undoing their jacket or something. It's not cute this stuff is it, he's a proper wrong un, he'd bring back chattel slavery given the chance

 

[Pickman's model]

Would he eat Frazzles d'ya think?

after six weeks in grytviken he'd eat his own nose pickings

 

[Chilli.s]

Sliced, fried, salted and stored in a plastic bag. Would be a fitting end to Rees-Mogg.