Jacob Rees-Mogg - Common People

[Calamity1971]

an emaciated sentient balustrade

That cracked me up .

 

[two sheds]

Indeed, not sure about the 'sentient' though, possibly pseudo-sentient

 

[Dogsauce]

I’m still a fan of ‘haunted mannequin’, whoever came up with that one.

 

[Calamity1971]

I’m still a fan of ‘haunted mannequin’, whoever came up with that one.

Haunted coat stand etc.

 

[bluescreen]

Great takedown of Mogg here:



Worth reading the thread imo. She goes on to call him 'an emaciated sentient balustrade' at one point. Quality.

Below that thread, though
I scrolled down idly to see what else Twatter would offer and there are some very sick and deluded people, some of them sporting blue ticks because they work for GB News and similar organs.
I suppose it's good to see what other people are thinking now and then, or what passes for thought.

 

[bluescreen]

Below that thread, though
I scrolled down idly to see what else Twatter would offer and there are some very sick and deluded people, some of them sporting blue ticks because they work for GB News and similar organs.
I suppose it's good to see what other people are thinking now and then, or what passes for thought.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Rees-Mogg thread...

 

[Aladdin]

Mogg will be singing his favourite song, the Latin " Signum Magnum ", written for the Introit of the Feast of the Assumption of the Virgin Mary for his family and servants on Christmas morning, in which he will be using a Gregorian chant, before they enjoy a twelve bird roast. The Opium and scrumpy will probably kick in by mid afternoon and he will be off to Xanadu through caverns measureless to man.

The Assumption didnt happen on Christmas day...

 

[Serene]

The Assumption didnt happen on Christmas day...

I didnt say it was.

 

[Aladdin]

I didnt say it was.

....it wouldnt be sung on Christmas morning


Even by Mogg

But ok...

 

[Serene]

....it wouldnt be sung on Christmas morning


Even by Mogg

But ok...

I never said it would. It seems you though I was being serious. It seems you thought I wasnt joking. I understand that now.

 

[Aladdin]

I never said it would. It seems you though I was being serious. It seems you thought I wasnt joking. I understand that now.

It seems you're looking for a bit of a row?

Not something I am interested in.

 

[Serene]

It seems you're looking for a bit of a row?

Not something I am interested in.

I am not looking for a row. I never look for rows. I was replying to your comments is alL. I am sorry if it appeared that I was looking for a wrow.

 

[Aladdin]

I am not looking for a row. I never look for rows. I was replying to your comments is alL. I am sorry if it appeared that I was looking for a wrow.

Ok

 

[Pickman's model]

I am not looking for a row. I never look for rows. I was replying to your comments is alL. I am sorry if it appeared that I was looking for a wrow.

You may not look for rows but rows will look for you

 

[two sheds]

and columns

 

[Aladdin]

and columns

Very good..

 

[existentialist]

....it wouldnt be sung on Christmas morning


Even by Mogg

But ok...

It took me a little while to get used to Serene's surrealist schtick, but it's worth it in the end

 

[Nine Bob Note]

No one could possibly take this man seriously until he grows some mutton chops, and did I see anything resembling spats whilst he was lounging about the HoC?

Nanny needs to halve his bitty allowance until he learns to behave like a gentleman of his status

 

[teqniq]

Hahahaha:

 

[Chilli.s]

A dirty auld thong he found in the carpark

 

[pesh]

looks like he has a bit of butchers apron on his face. which is, unexpected.

 

[teqniq]

The convivial and fraternal thing seems to have been superseded by prudence.

 

[Dom Traynor]

and columns

You excel at this

 

[Badgers]

 

[Ax^]

Hahahaha:

did his nanny retire in the end




she was with him for 50 years thats the sort of face mask, you nanny would make for you from old clothes

 

[gentlegreen]

Rees-Mogg quoted Shakespeare & it was an embarrassing self-own

"Thou art a twat with nought to blather so thou thinks thou art smart by quoting ye olde shite," wrote one person in response.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[Ax^]

why do i feel one of his kids is going to be a macbeth fan....

 

[teqniq]

Fucking worm:

* insert any number of reasons why there is a magic money tree for some here *

 

[Badgers]

 

[surreybrowncap]