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“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand"
Ireland are scheduled to play just 12 Tests from June 2023 - March 2027
Quote of the week
“It’s designed, to be honest, for Marnus and Smith … I wanted to change something, to try and bring their outside edge in more … to those guys, I think dragging them across with away swing is important. So this action tweak is pretty much designed at those two, and it was good to see it really swinging away today” – Stuart Broad talks up his new delivery, the “outswinger”. The Baloney War begins.
Perhaps we can still just about glimpse a 39-year-old Stuart Broad tearing in at the Gabba in November 2025, holding his body together for one last epic trolling of the Australian tabloids. Perhaps this time he will claim to have invented the bouncer, or state his passionate belief that he doesn’t regard the Kookaburra as a real cricket ball. We can only hope.
WTC final. India leave out Ashwin, again. A man who would walk into any other test team at any time. He can bowl all conditions, India have gone with 4 quicks - we'll see.
India won toss and are fielding. Don't know why this game is beginning at 10.30. Apparently overcast in London (wtf? we haven't seen a cloud for 2 weeks in Wales).
There you go. 16 in an over. Garbage from Yadav, mind you. Total contrast to the opening hour.This is like watching a completely different sport to what England have been doing. Not sure which I prefer.
23 overs in the session. That's piss poor.
They'll finish at six - 5.30 nominally, but that's never going to happen.Wow, yeh, that's pathetic. I wonder if they'll finish half an early too given they started early.
It is going to be fascinating come the Ashes. Aus will bat like this. Traditional, but positive, test match batting. Respect the good balls and good spells. Make the bowlers work hard, put away the bad balls. Be prepared to soak up pressure. Look for the singles, run hard to turn singles into twos.This is like watching a completely different sport to what England have been doing. Not sure which I prefer.