WouldBe
Dislicksick
Went to get my pizza last night and they were making a kebab for someone. Pitta bread, salad. So far so good. Salami, pepperoni, jalapenos (lots), cheese. WTF. Kebab meat, mint sauce and chilli sauce. In walks a youth to collect it. "That's a strange combination." I say. "It's great when you're stoned." He replied. After he left I asked the owner if he was going to put it on the menu. "No I'm bloody not. Was his reply.