How do you have your kebab?

[ouirdeaux]

Well, not quite. I have been told that eating meat makes the flesh taste acidic, which is why most cultures (by and large, with exceptions) don't eat carnivorous animals. I have also been told that cat carcasses were sold in France during the war as headless rabbits, given that without the head one animal looks pretty much like the other, from the point of view of a butcher's display. So I don't know if people were fooled, or did notice the difference, and just shut up about it -- assuming that the story is actually true, of course.

 

[8ball]

meat is meat

 

[spellbinder]

makes his own meat = pigeon x rat.

I wouldn't mind watching that attenborough documentary.
"and here we have the rarely witnessed mating ritual of the common pigeon and the common brown water rat"

 

[pbsmooth]

I mean, I love pigeon in a nice restaurant. it just sounds bad when you think of it scraped off the street into a kebab.

 

[BigMoaner]

speaking of filth

rustlers microwavable burgers are a disgrace aren't they. absoloutly terrible. should never be sold. i will never ever eat a rustlers burger. no you will never ever catch me not once eating a rustler burger

(currently on my second in 12 minutes)

 

[BigMoaner]

all honesty, they are not bad. on bar with mac ds easily

 

[not-bono-ever]

looking at his thread now, RIP badgers, Twentythree and fishfinger

 

[UnderOpenSky]

speaking of filth

rustlers microwavable burgers are a disgrace aren't they. absoloutly terrible. should never be sold. i will never ever eat a rustlers burger. no you will never ever catch me not once eating a rustler burger

(currently on my second in 12 minutes)

I've also been known to eat them for breakfast

 

[BigMoaner]

I've also been known to eat them for breakfast

they really are not bad, and 3 quid.

 

[BigMoaner]

I've also been known to eat them for breakfast

ever adventured into the hot dogs? i hoovered two of them up whilst in hte midst of a mild nervous break down.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

they really are not bad, and 3 quid.

Often cheaper in Tesco. In my last moment of shame I think a two pack for two quid.

Generally I'm not having a good morning if I'm eating them before 8.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

ever adventured into the hot dogs? i hoovered two of them up whilst in hte midst of a mild nervous break down.

No, but the chicken burgers are pretty passable.

 

[dessiato]

Last time I bought a kebab was in Sudan almost 12 years ago. They were very good. Maybe now I'm in Scotland I could try one. There's no shops near me though, it'll be a while till I find one.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Last time I bought a kebab was in Sudan almost 12 years ago. They were very good. Maybe now I'm in Scotland I could try one. There's no shops near me though, it'll be a while till I find one.

Maybe you can get one deep fried?

 

[chandlerp]

they really are not bad, and 3 quid.

£2 maximum by me for a dirty microwave burger. love them.

 

[BigMoaner]

£2 maximum by me for a dirty microwave burger. love them.

one of the seediest meals i had recently was two rustlers and a bag of grab bag monster munch, all plated up. can you get more filthy?

 

[dessiato]

Maybe you can get one deep fried?

That's a probability. No take away shops, even for that, in the village.

 

[BigMoaner]

that dirty plate

 

[wtfftw]

ew. take it to the burger thread.

 

[wtfftw]

I had a beautiful mixed meat and chips recently.

 

[BigMoaner]

I had a beautiful mixed meat and chips recently. View attachment 355868

oh jesus christ our Lord that;s looks beautiful

 

[wtfftw]

oh jesus christ our Lord that;s looks beautiful

It was glorious.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

It was glorious.

I want a kebab now. Its probably for the best there isn't a good one close to work.

 

[Tanya1982]

I’ve never eaten a kebab.

 

[BigMoaner]

I’ve never eaten a kebab.

user reported.

 

[Ranbay]

I’ve never eaten a kebab.

This is not the thread you are looking for....

 

[Rebelda]

In bank station last night i walked past a man having a tantrum because he had chilli sauce on his kebab, when he doesn't usually, and 'ruined it for himself'

 

[Tanya1982]

This is not the thread you are looking for....

View attachment 355882

I know. I just saw it as I went by, and thought ’oh, I’ve never had one‘.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I know. I just saw it as I went by, and thought ’oh, I’ve never had one‘.

You should remedy this and report back.

 

[BigMoaner]

I know. I just saw it as I went by, and thought ’oh, I’ve never had one‘.

Please try and local one tonight and report back. Thank you.