Dodgy analogy
Spoken like someone who was prolly on the phone one minute aftert tickets went on sale and is now prolly regretting it.
I'm working thisn year. And I'm not principally there for the lineup anyway.
In response to your football manager reference, booking Will Young, Blunty and Katie Melua (tho i still dont quite believe Eavis.com has done this) is akin to Fergie signing James Beattie, Joey Barton and Jermaine Pennant. Ie, yes, i'd be callling for the sack.
Lets imagine said imaginary football team (AFC Pilton Festival! Crowds of 180,000!!!) has Teams A-Z (not in order of merit, but in terms of different grounds played on. With large squads playing for each team. (OK duff analogy breaks down a bit cos they're not all playing at once but you get my point I hope)
You can select some shit big star names, ageing showboaters and weak players, of course you can, and I'd agree with you that the
limited number of names you have singled out to make a very pointed point are indeed fairly shit -- James Blunt especialy
But why not look at the entire RANGE of players. You could equally easily select a list of absolute stars, up and coming potentials, or understated veteran grafters, at all levels.
Judge the whole lineup, not just the worst bits of it you are using as an axe grinding stick with which to beat up 'Eavis' in some 'sack Eavis!!!1!!!1!!' campaign.
Aka : 'Sack the man who founded this entire festival and keeps it going and who has plenty of faults** but who provides the setting for a huge range of acts, artists and activities'
** [NOT DISPUTED! before any of you 'blind worshipper'/'can't accept any criticism of your beloved festival'-accusers start drivelling]
If you can't find a player or team you like amongst that entire lot, you shouldn't be at Glastonbury -- I take it you're not going anyway, and that you're just sniping from the sidelines?