Anyway, my quick review:
Bummers
Not getting a crew ticket.
Bus being late leaving Bristol.
Not being able to get a decent night's sleep as I was on quite a slope. Also struggled getting in and out of my 3-man tent which I've managed fine in the past. Now considering getting a lightweight tipi.
Going down with food poisoning on the Saturday which wiped-out most of that day.
More hedge-pissers, especially near John Peel (hedgerow yards from some long-drops) and Other Stage (next to the compost loos). Other Stage STILL needs more bogs in the area.
Small increase in litter.
Procrastinating a few times and missing meets and some bands.
Diana Ross - oh dear!
Mistakenly thinking the bus to Glastonbury was half-hourly. It was hourly and I'd just missed one when I got to the bus station.
Trips
Not getting stuck in horrible traffic on the way in.
Quick walk onto site. 30 minutes from getting off the bus to walking through PGA.
Managing to get camped with all my crew.
Being dragged by William to a drum and bass thang called Mr Bruce. Class!
Getting passes to a couple of crew bars and hanging out with a couple of certain Urbanites.
Perfect weather meaning lots of site wandering.
Lots more water points which was needed in the hot, dry weather.
Ziggy Marley getting the festival proper off to a nice, chilled start.
Sam Fender - Geordie pride!
Percy doing a great version of "Battle of Evermore".
Skunk Anansie knocking it out the park before my food poisoning really hit.
Recovering from my food poisoning in time for Macca and getting a bit "emoche" during "Maybe I'm Amazed".
Late-night shenanigans at The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Black Dyke band's gentle Sunday morning tootling.
Helping someone at the Info Point in front of my potential bosses for next year <fingers crossed>.
Playing pinball at Glastonbury on Sea.
Bootleg Beatles Sunday afternoon singalong.
Cabaret tent.
Watching the burning lotus.
Late night circus acts.
Having enough energy to climb the Tor on Monday and look across to the festival site where my camp had been.
Coming back without painful feet. Spending £165 on hiking boots (I do a lot of hiking anyway) was well worth it.
Can I go back and do it all again, please?