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Glastonbury 2007 pt1: the build-up
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What the fuck's that all about then? How does that work?
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
It works because lots of people are very stupid.William of Walworth said:What the fuck's that all about then? How does that work?
AnnO'Neemus
Is so vanilla
Eww!firky said:The problem with hovering William is you end up with several days worth of raw sewerage splashing up your gaping sphincter. There's no real polite way of putting it. You end up with shit and piss all over your arse. Worse still you end up with it all over the back of your legs - that happened to me
Three words for you:
Johnsons. Baby. Wipes.
And a bottle of hand sanitiser.
AnnO'Neemus
Is so vanilla
I was looking for an earlier post that said something about stewarding.
No chance for Glasto, but Oxfam still have some stewarding vacancies for other festies: Wychwood, Cornbury, The Glade, WOMAD, Reading, Leeds,
End of the Road:
http://www.oxfam.org.uk/what_you_can_do/events/stewards/index.htm
No chance for Glasto, but Oxfam still have some stewarding vacancies for other festies: Wychwood, Cornbury, The Glade, WOMAD, Reading, Leeds,
End of the Road:
http://www.oxfam.org.uk/what_you_can_do/events/stewards/index.htm
William of Walworth said:What the fuck's that all about then? How does that work?
it's the line from the 1st April which 'international' callers (and a lot of us) used to get through.
It's because the main number is 0870.. and those can't be dialed from abroad I think.
You get through to the same place though, so the guy on hte other end of hte phone doesn't do extra checks to make sure you don't live in UK.
DrRingDing
'anti-human wanker'
Rosco said:Anyone got a campervan ticket available?
Thanks
Yes indeed, how does one aquire such a thing?
david dissadent
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I count 9 words.....AnnO'Neemus said:
I um....
sort of squat above the hole - that way I know the back of my shorts aren't going to touch the loo. Although the skiing position does allow you to keep the door shut. I've seen that before. I wouldn't mind if I was sitting at home but adopting some silly position and a stupid facial expression from the smell would make you look like a right prat if someone did open the door.
sort of squat above the hole - that way I know the back of my shorts aren't going to touch the loo. Although the skiing position does allow you to keep the door shut. I've seen that before. I wouldn't mind if I was sitting at home but adopting some silly position and a stupid facial expression from the smell would make you look like a right prat if someone did open the door.
MsShirlLaverne
wearing purple
Speaking as someone who once scooped someone elses turd into her knickers from a loo seat, don't hover too close
Macabre
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Its discussions like this that make me glad I mastered remaining splatter free while squatting during a bout of violent, explosive diarrhoea when I was in India.
Take as wide a stance as your clothing allow, tuck your shorts under your knees (including the legs) and make sure your cock isnt aimed at your foot (I learned that one the hard way, and forgot it many a time too )
Take as wide a stance as your clothing allow, tuck your shorts under your knees (including the legs) and make sure your cock isnt aimed at your foot (I learned that one the hard way, and forgot it many a time too
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beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
EwwwwwwwwwwwwMsShirlLaverne said:
bouncer_the_dog
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Jesus.. what a bunch of pansies.. find a decent longdrop, sit down and get on with it 
Used to work as a paintball marshal. We'd give the punters these camo-boiler suits with hoods. More often than not someone would take a shit when we were out in one of the far fields, so they'd just take a shit in the bush.
Anyway, we had a stag night and a load of 30 something pissed up from the night before 'rugger' lads. One of which needed a shit. He went behind the bush and took a shit. He mustn't of had a look for his efforts because as he came back to the rest of the group, he put his hood on - which caught the turd
Steve Harrison if you are reading this. You fucking MUPPET
Anyway, we had a stag night and a load of 30 something pissed up from the night before 'rugger' lads. One of which needed a shit. He went behind the bush and took a shit. He mustn't of had a look for his efforts because as he came back to the rest of the group, he put his hood on - which caught the turd
Steve Harrison if you are reading this. You fucking MUPPET
Macabre said:Its discussions like this that make me glad I mastered remaining splatter free while squatting during a bout of violent, explosive diarrhoea when I was in India.
Take as wide a stance as your clothing allow, tuck your shorts under your knees (including the legs) and make sure your cock isnt aimed at your foot (I learned that one the hard way, and forgot it many a time too
MsShirlLaverne
wearing purple
It was at Appleby horse fair not Glastonbury, still stuck to my back thoughfirky said:
david dissadent
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Load of smug knobs on the official forum these days, being very patronising to anyone who is angry about tickets and coaches.
DrRingDing
'anti-human wanker'
The real hardcore wank in Glasto potaloo's on a hot day 
bouncer_the_dog said:find a decent longdrop, sit down and get on with it
Have to agree here ...
Longdrops, go in armed with wetwipes and or/and loo roll, no probs
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R, Tm
Avoid those Turdises!!!
DrRingDing said:The real hardcore wank in Glasto potaloo's on a hot day
Avoid those Turdises!!!
The Pious Pawn
I Can
firky said:Used to work as a paintball marshal. We'd give the punters these camo-boiler suits with hoods. More often than not someone would take a shit when we were out in one of the far fields, so they'd just take a shit in the bush.
Anyway, we had a stag night and a load of 30 something pissed up from the night before 'rugger' lads. One of which needed a shit. He went behind the bush and took a shit. He mustn't of had a look for his efforts because as he came back to the rest of the group, he put his hood on - which caught the turd
Steve Harrison if you are reading this. You fucking MUPPET
lol fucking class ! just made me spit my lemonade out
firky said:I um....
I wouldn't mind if I was sitting at home but adopting some silly position and a stupid facial expression from the smell would make you look like a right prat if someone did open the door.
happened to me in 95, Theatre field, queue of about 30 ppl saw me dangly bits with me wiping my arse
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