F1 2018

[Limejuice]

I have had a tough weekend and a lot of wine

Ah, well.

Safety first, eh?

 

[Badgers]

Safety first, eh?

I am also wearing my HANS Groin Decice

 

[1%er]

That bloke Martin interviewed the founder of Cirque du Soleil, Guy Laliberté used to be a billionaire then he discovered high-stakes poker and lost millions, my son played with him once in London. I read he lost over $30 million in 2 months in 2014

 

[Ax^]

Ok

But they are called pajamia pants

 

[Limejuice]

I am also wearing my HANS Groin Decice

I have no idea what that is, and I'm not Googling any phrase with the word 'groin'.

 

[Ax^]

are you rocking a pair of these with the lounge trousers

 

[1%er]

I have no idea what that is, and I'm not Googling any phrase with the word 'groin'.

snap

 

[1%er]

Max could make this a very interesting start, if not I think we will have to wait a while with Vettle just pulling out a bigger and bigger gap intil the pit-stops

 

[Ax^]

so Max to take Vettel out within how many corners

 

[Limejuice]

Oops.

 

[Ax^]

good start from Bottas


but what is Sky presenters not being more harsh towards stroll

 

[Ax^]

Hammy sounding like a tractor

 

[Badgers]

Max is racing well and calm

Alonso FFS

Hamilton is looking at 3rd at best it seems

The wall is having a good race

 

[Badgers]

Not been the most exciting Canuck GP has it

 

[Limejuice]

I think it's magnificent of Liberty to squeeze so much racing in between the celebrity cameos.

 

[Badgers]

I think it's magnificent of Liberty to squeeze so much racing in between the celebrity cameos

The supermodel and TV presenter were great

 

[Limejuice]

Not been the most exciting Canuck GP has it

On the upside, my long-suffering mrs has now got bored enough to throw pizza in the oven and start opening wine.

 

[Ax^]

enough for lounge pants

 

[Badgers]

On the upside, my long-suffering mrs has now got bored enough to throw pizza in the oven and start opening wine.

Patience of a saint your lass

 

[1%er]

On the upside, my long-suffering mrs has now got bored enough to throw pizza in the oven and start opening wine.

I think my old lady has got board as well, she just looked a me with a blank stare and has gone to the bedroom, I'm guessing to get ready to go to the bar

 

[spitfire]

Totally used to halo now. I hardly even notice it.

 

[Limejuice]

So, the celebs are in charge of flags now...

 

[spitfire]

One fucking job.....

Wave a flag. At the end of the race.

Oh.

 

[spitfire]

Boring race. yaaaawn.

 

[1%er]

A triple header coming up after the 2 week break, 24 Jun France Paul Ricard, 1 Jul Austria Red Bull Ring and 8 Jul Great Britain Silverstone

My old lady has gone to the bar so no pressure on me waiting for Ted's notebook but when I join her I have to pay up for a bet I made, I bet Danny Ric wouldn't finish I hope the bar is empty as I have to buy a round for everyone there when I enter, the owner if he'd lost would have had to cover my bill for today

 

[Indeliblelink]

Zzzzzzzzzz more boring than Monaco

 

[Limejuice]

Zzzzzzzzzz more boring than Monaco

But... but... all those celebs!!!

So many celebs!!!

Flag-waving celebs.

How could that possibly...

Never mind.

 

[Ax^]

fuck off nico

 

[1%er]

But... but... all those celebs!!!

So many celebs!!!

Flag-waving celebs.

How could that possibly...

Never mind.

and Martin asking some 7 foot tall bloke to "pick me up"

 

[spitfire]

I prefer the Channel 4 coverage, they are less earnest.