Euros Final - Italy v England - Sunday 11/07 - 20:00

[Sprocket.]

Where’s the option for England cheat by shining a laser pen into the Italian goalies eyes?

Yea, we will have a whip round to pay the UEFA fine. About £25k should do.

 

[ruffneck23]

Where’s the option for England cheat by shining a laser pen into the Italian goalies eyes?

Well yes, when I saw the reports l I thought we could get thrown out for that...

Could you imagine?

And to be fair, I would have accepted it.

1 cunt to end it all, deservedly, it's kind of soured it all for me.

Until tomorrow at least

 

[Sprocket.]

Yea, we will have a whip round to pay the UEFA fine. About £25k should do.

The keeper was lucky it was a laser, in my day it was usually darts.

 

[CNT36]

The keeper was lucky it was a laser, in my day it was usually darts.

Hurt your throwing arm?

 

[Sprocket.]

Hurt your throwing arm?

Only when held up my back by one of South Yorkshire’s finest!

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

The keeper was lucky it was a laser, in my day it was usually darts.

Well the UK is the Milwall of Europe anyway.

 

[Rebelda]

I imagine the sports psych team are all over Pickford this weekend.

 

[Sprocket.]

Well the UK is the Milwall of Europe anyway.

I think there are some crews in Italy, Poland and Turkey who would greatly dispute that claim,

 

[Sprocket.]

I imagine the sports psych team are all over Pickford this weekend.

Let’s not be hearing of Pickford’s removal.

 

[JimW]

1 cunt to end it all

That was Tolkien's first draft but the publishers balked at the last minute.

 

[souljacker]

Is it possible there may be some commemoration for Paul Mariner tomorrow before the kick off?
Black armbands maybe?

We should be having a national day of mourning.

 

[Rebelda]

Not sure what's funny about it? Supporting the squad psychologically has been a big part of Southgate's reign and imo is a major factor in their success. Pickford struggling is nothing to do with his goalkeeping ability, his first 5 games were sublime. Fuck me, I have the wobbles and I'm not actually playing on Sunday I hope they're looking after him.

 

[Rebelda]

Let’s not be hearing of Pickford’s removal.

Not at all what I was implying

 

[Sprocket.]

Not at all what I was implying

Not at all, Pickford’s Removals was a company many years ago.

 

[Rebelda]

Not at all, Pickford’s Removals was a company many years ago.

I think I better go and eat my dinner.

 

[blairsh]

Not sure what's funny about it? Supporting the squad psychologically has been a big part of Southgate's reign and imo is a major factor in their success. Pickford struggling is nothing to do with his goalkeeping ability, his first 5 games were sublime. Fuck me, I have the wobbles and I'm not actually playing on Sunday I hope they're looking after him.

Nothing funny about players lack of psycological soundness, it wasn't what i was grinning at anyway.

 

[planetgeli]

Is it possible there may be some commemoration for Paul Mariner tomorrow before the kick off?
Black armbands maybe?

Paul Mariner kick-started my emotional attachment to football. True story.

1978 FA Cup Final. I'd never really cared up to that point who won. But Ipswich were all over Arsenal that day and it looked like they'd never score and a terrible injustice would have been done. Mariner started that by hitting the bar. Ipswich then hit the post two more times and basically mauled Arsenal without getting a goal. And then they did.

RIP Paul Mariner, you are part of my history.

Come on England!

 

[Wilf]

I imagine the sports psych team are all over Pickford this weekend.

'So, erm, what do I have to do? Visualise some stuff?'
- No, just don't fuck up and lose us our one chance in 55 years.
'Oh, I see! You are applying pressure in the hope it will strengthen my inner resources?'
- No, just telling you Gentleman Gareth is going to stuff one of the complimentary pizzas he still gets up your arse if we lose.

 

[MrSki]

 

[A380]

Well the UK is the Milwall of Europe anyway.

Aren't we the Spurs of Europe? Nice stadium but rarely perform as well as we should on paper?

(Hopefully this is 2008)

 

[two sheds]

‘Save us Roberto’: Scottish newspaper causes stir with front-page support for Italy in Euro 2020 final

Bitterness or banter? Online debate rages

www.independent.co.uk

 

[purves grundy]

Good idea

 

[not-bono-ever]

generic ABE post

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[RileyOBlimey]

I’m glad so many Danes are sore losers. Their good looks and happiness was getting tedious.

 

[belboid]

I don’t know what they’re bragging about, really. It’s a nice place, but what have they brought to the world since the Viking’s? Lego, dogma and Hans Christian Anderson (inadvertent creator or what is regularly listed at one of the worlds least impressive tourist attraction). They had Hamlet but it took an Englishman to write it up. Not a lot, really.

 

[Raheem]

I don’t know what they’re bragging about, really. It’s a nice place, but what have they brought to the world since the Viking’s? Lego, dogma and Hans Christian Anderson (inadvertent creator or what is regularly listed at one of the worlds least impressive tourist attraction). They had Hamlet but it took an Englishman to write it up. Not a lot, really.

They have a lot of bacon. Not a great boast, but they do have it. It's their Beatles.

 

[skyscraper101]

Some bloody big dogs too.

 

[MrSki]

I can't sleep I am too excited.

 

[Badgers]

 

[dessiato]

They have a lot of bacon. Not a great boast, but they do have it. It's their Beatles.

And butter, don't forget the butter.