Ukraine v England - Saturday 03/07 - 20:00

[smmudge]

Great game

true story, for the 2nd goal I was hiding in a cupboard! my sister in law went out for a ciggy at half time and asked me to keep my nephew entertained. So - hide and seek. And I take that pretty seriously.

 

[Wilf]

Great game

true story, for the 2nd goal I was hiding in a cupboard! my sister in law went out for a ciggy at half time and asked me to keep my nephew entertained. So - hide and seek. And I take that pretty seriously.

I'm sorry, but you are our good luck token now. You'll have to spend the semi final in the cupboard.

 

[Lord Camomile]

That's fucked it, we never win on ITV

E2A:

 

[T & P]

it’s all very well being very happy about progressing to the semis, but from what I can hear from my side street home, there clearly are loads of people currently partying in the middle of the main road in Tulse Hill, complete with passing traffic tooting in support.

Fuck knows what’s going to happen if England do win this thing

 

[Chester Copperpot]

 

[Leighsw2]

Good game. I was trying to spot that Ukrainian lad who we had the rather fetching picture of earlier in this thread. Couldn't find him as sadly he didn't take his shirt off. Did England win?

 

[Ted Striker]

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England's actual captain

Few things in football piss me off than JH being fairly solid, talented, and undislikeable. My main footy banter nemesis is a Liverpool fan, and the trumpian fake opinions I have to generate in our WhatsApp group is exhausting

Similar to Ashley Cole the Golden Twats era - 11 best-in-their-positon-worldwide players, and they couldn't pass the ball to each other, and every superstar was just a liability every time they received the ball...Apart from Ashley bloody Cole

 

[JimW]

 

[rubbershoes]

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Nice highlights there for anyone who missed the game

 

[Badgers]

Is it...







Coming home


?

 

[Maggot]

Has anyone done the joke about having a massive semi on?

 

[Badgers]

Has anyone done the joke about having a massive semi on?

The S*n ragpaper did sadly

 

[strung out]

Has anyone done the joke about having a massive semi on?

Britain's most left wing newspaper did a version of it yesterday

 

[Lord Camomile]

3-0, following the Fibonacci sequence*.



*yes, technically the Scotland match is out of sequence

So close!

 

[Numbers]

Great performance from England, I can see an Italy vs England final.

 

[WouldBe]

I keep getting 'hurry up harry' going through my head. I didn't mean it literally.

 

[ska invita]

Great performance from England, I can see an Italy vs England final.

Yes, and Italy will actually defend... all three goals from crosses yesterday had Ukrainian defence as bystanders, not even a little jump towards the ball
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[strung out]

Some Wales fans really are fucking scumbags

 

[Steel Icarus]

Some Wales fans really are fucking scumbags



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Hey ho, one thick teen who's washing his hair on Wednesday evening

 

[Lord Camomile]

The top 4 points scorers still in the fantasy game, and 7 out of the top 10, are England players.



Where's that analysis on MotD, eh?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hey ho, one thick teen who's washing his hair on Wednesday evening

Aye, as we've always said, each nation has their fair share of dickheads. Although, would be the first to admit that England arguably have more than their fair share in this regard.

But, either way, however many there are, they never represent everyone in their nation.

 

[Pickman's model]

I keep getting 'hurry up harry' going through my head. I didn't mean it literally.

And if England win the thing you'll have 'let's break the law' going through your head

 

[Pickman's model]

Britain's most left wing newspaper did a version of it yesterday

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How socialist worker and newsline have shifted to the right

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[JimW]

All our scoring crosses have come from the far left wing .. probably.

 

[Wilf]

All our scoring crosses have come from the far left wing .. probably.

Luke Shaw's really put a shift in the Stakhanovite Hero of Labour.

 

[A380]

Don't fuck this up.

 

[A380]

Don't fuck this up.

Or if you do score off the rebound!

 

[MrCurry]

Or if you do score off the rebound!

Did you get banned off the other thread?!