England vs The Netherlands, Wed 10/7 @ 8pm (ITV)

[blairsh]

His haircut makes him look like he should be hanging around outside a coop in the evenings

Its just the fashion innit, i'm a middle-aged scruff with the fashion sense of a drug addled vagrant (which is the look i like)

 

[Favelado]

Portuguese commentator referring to every English player by their surname apart from Harry Kane and Declan Rice . I translated Declan's surname for the other two watching the game here which they now keep repeating .

Is he pronouncing Rice /'haisi/. Please say yes.

 

[two sheds]

Guehi's great

So's Mainoo

 

[smmudge]

England playing like we deserve to win so we are defo going to lose.

 

[blairsh]

Foden again on target

 

[Mation]

They're playing beautifully!

 

[two sheds]

Its just the fashion innit, i'm a middle-aged scruff with the fashion sense of a drug addled vagrant (which is the look i like)

me too I think it's underrated

 

[Elpenor]

Its just the fashion innit, i'm a middle-aged scruff with the fashion sense of a drug addled vagrant (which is the look i like)

Yeah fair enough. My hair cut no doubt divides opinion too

 

[SpookyFrank]

Mainoo keeps appearing out of thin air and robbing the Dutch every time they get a sniff of the ball.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Mainoo just looked to break the line down the middle!

 

[The39thStep]

Is he pronouncing Rice /'haisi/. Please say yes.

Reece

 

[two sheds]

trippier's having some nice touches too

 

[The39thStep]

Its just the fashion innit, i'm a middle-aged scruff with the fashion sense of a drug addled vagrant (which is the look i like)

Unfortunately that's how I imagine many posters on here

 

[Ted Striker]

Half of me thinks this tournament is ours because there's no Spurs players in the side so the curse is nullified...

... The other half thinks we'll lose this game as just deserts for the wallies that we're saying they'd prefer an entertaining loss rather than a dull win

 

[blairsh]

Unfortunately that's how I imagine many posters on here

Why unfortunately?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Where. The fuck. Has this been.

 

[blairsh]

Fortunate that attack fizzled out to goal kick!

 

[two sheds]

Well played England

 

[The39thStep]

Why unfortunately?

I'm more in the hanging outside the co-op part of the boards

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Welcome to the tournament Phil Foden! Magnificent.

 

[hash tag]

From what I have seen England are playing much more attacking football tonight which is better to watch. Opinions are divided; was it a penalty?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

And Mainoo and Saka and Bellingham and Kane and Walker.

Kinell. A team.

 

[ska invita]

Half of me thinks this tournament is ours because there's no Spurs players in the side so the curse is nullified...

... The other half thinks we'll lose this game as just deserts for the wallies that we're saying they'd prefer an entertaining loss rather than a dull win

Kane - still Spurs

 

[JimW]

It's been all your great colonial powers in the semis.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

From what I have seen England are playing much more attacking football tonight which is better to watch. Opinions are divided; was it a penalty?

Studs up, dangerous play? That's all I can think as he got a yellow card for it.

 

[strung out]

From what I have seen England are playing much more attacking football tonight which is better to watch. Opinions are divided; was it a penalty?

Anywhere else on the pitch it’s a foul.

 

[Elpenor]

When did Lineker get dumped from the Walkers adverts?

 

[editor]

Blimey. The ads have been total cringe with the Sky one particularly painful.

 

[blairsh]

I'm more in the hanging outside the co-op part of the boards

Got any drugs to sell?

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm afeard this has glorious failure written all over it.