England vs The Netherlands, Wed 10/7 @ 8pm (ITV)

[two sheds]

good Kane isn't he? won't hear a thing against him

 

[JimW]

Buried that

 

[Favelado]

He just doesn't fucking miss those does he?

Potential for worst post in history of Urban in about 110 minutes' time.

 

[two sheds]

Saka set the penalty up though.

 

[strung out]

These things even themselves up over the course of a tournament.

 

[souljacker]

What's going on here? England look really good.

 

[two sheds]

Yep enjoying this still

 

[The39thStep]

bloody hell how was that a penalty?

The only other two people in this cafe watching the game said penalty

 

[Wilf]

Terrible pen decision. The ref should have had the bottle to bin it. But hey...

 

[SpookyFrank]

Goal notwithstanding, the Dutch look a bit shit.

 

[Wilf]

I doubt Spain have shat themselves just yet.

 

[strung out]

Looking like this could be the most uncomfortable semi since I did GCSE biology.

 

[Wilf]

England right side, good , left side, worrying.

 

[ska invita]

People complain about corruption in football but I like this bent ref.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I just realised I'm watching England and we're playing well and I'm enjoying it. Weird

 

[JimW]

Is there going to be some incident Dumfries isn't involved in?

 

[blairsh]

I just realised I'm watching England and we're playing well and I'm enjoying it. Weird

Your mood will soon change knowing England. Probably by the second half

 

[strung out]

People complain about corruption in football but I like this bent ref.

 

[two sheds]

Foden

 

[Elpenor]

That was so close from Foden

 

[blairsh]

Good effort from the fella with the shite haircut

 

[Steel Icarus]

Foden is playing like Foden

 

[May Kasahara]

Curse that Dutch woodwork.

 

[Elpenor]

Good effort from the fella with the shite haircut

His haircut makes him look like he should be hanging around outside a coop in the evenings

 

[two sheds]

that girl's reaction to the dutch goal

 

[Mr.Bishie]

His haircut makes him look like he should be hanging around outside a coop in the evenings

C’mon now

 

[two sheds]

C’mon now

Down with this sort of thing

 

[The39thStep]

Portuguese commentator referring to every English player by their surname apart from Harry Kane and Declan Rice . I translated Declan's surname for the other two watching the game here which they now keep repeating .

 

[planetgeli]

Guehi's great

 

[tonysingh]

I know when In-Ger-Lund have scored because my racist neighbour gets very loud indeed.