Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I'd personally take a wet weekend at a British beach over an all-expenses-paid fortnight in Dubai - but I've been a little less judgy about Dubai tourists after hearing that some British Muslims favour Gulf holidays to get away from racism and Islamophobia in Britain.
Get away from racism and Islamaphobia by embracing different racism, homophobia, extreme classism, misogyny, religious intolerance, and a judicial system not fit to piss on. .
Nah, fuck 'em.