Do angry vegans turn you against going vegan?

[Brownglass]

.... and therefore, morally superior to bulb changers.

As you know, there is a hierarchy to moral superiorty regarding the use of animals!

 

[Saul Goodman]

I think there's a notion of "purity" pervading it.

There is definitely a sub-group of vegans that look down on the sub-group of vegans that enjoy dirty processed vegan snacks.

As I'm sure there's a sub-group who look down on them for not living off the grid. One-up(down)manship seems to be the order of the day for a lot of them. It's a fight to see who can be the biggest sanctimonious cunt.

 

[8ball]

Why is vegan cheese so bad?

It was never tested on mice.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

how many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. One to put the new bulb in; five others to express the intrinsic value of the dead bulb via the medium of dance.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I fear ddraig will spontaneously combust when he sees this.

Vegan comedy?

Vegan. Comedy. ????

 

[8ball]

I fear ddraig will spontaneously combust when he sees this.

Vegan comedy?

Vegan. Comedy. ????

Part of me always thinks it's a bit tongue-in-cheek with him, but he's amazing at staying in character due to his undercover police training.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Part of me always thinks it's a bit tongue-in-cheek with him

"Whose cheeks" immediately springs to mind.

 

[ddraig]

Part of me always thinks it's a bit tongue-in-cheek with him, but he's amazing at staying in character due to his undercover police training.

why the fuck would you say this?? It's a dodgy and dangerous slur, why do it?

 

[existentialist]

why the fuck would you say this?? It's a dodgy and dangerous slur, why do it?

Trust me, ddraig, nobody is going to think you are an undercover policeman. Your secret is safe with us.

 

[Saul Goodman]

why the fuck would you say this?? It's a dodgy and dangerous slur, why do it?

I think it was a bit tongue-in-cheek

 

[8ball]

I think it was a bit tongue-in-cheek

But I managed to say it in a deadpan way because of my extensive...

Fuck fuck fuck!!

How do you get your username changed?

 

[ddraig]

But I managed to say it in a deadpan way because of my extensive...

Fuck fuck fuck!!

How do you get your username changed?

sad pathetic lying coward

 

[8ball]

sad pathetic lying coward

I've changed my mind - I was being totally serious.

Best report my terrible slur to the mods - it's a fair cop, guv.
No pun intended, obviously.

 

[ddraig]

I've changed my mind - I was being totally serious.

Best report my terrible slur to the mods - it's a fair cop, guv.
No pun intended, obviously.

why do you think it's something to joke about?

 

[Saul Goodman]

sad pathetic lying coward

(un)subtle nuance isn't your thing, is it

 

[8ball]

why do you think it's something to joke about?

Now you think I'm joking.

 

[Saul Goodman]

why do you think it's something to joke about?

I'd guess it's because you're so easy to wind up, and it's fun watching you froth?

 

[ddraig]

Now you think I'm joking.

you're quite weird and sad, pitiful

 

[Saul Goodman]

you're quite weird and sad, pitiful

 

[8ball]

you're quite weird and sad, pitiful

And you like to accuse others of projection.

 

[ddraig]

And you like to accuse others of projection.

being a pathetic baiting liar on here keeps you away from the school gates I guess, silver lining and all

 

[Saul Goodman]

being a pathetic baiting liar on here keeps you away from the school gates I guess, silver lining and all

You're a proper cunt.

 

[ddraig]

You're a proper cunt.

There IS a line is there??

 

[Saul Goodman]

There IS a line is there??

Yes, and you just crossed it.
Post reported.

 

[8ball]

You're a proper cunt.

I still can’t tell whether it’s tongue in cheek. Fair play if it.

Might want to get some help otherwise.

 

[ddraig]

Yes, and you just crossed it.
Post reported.

in what way? what does your sick mind think I meant?
and saying someone is undercover plod is ok is it?

 

[twentythreedom]

You people

 

[Saul Goodman]

in what way? what does your sick mind think I meant?
and saying someone is undercover plod is ok is it?

Fuck off you weirdo.

 

[existentialist]

why do you think it's something to joke about?

Because, perhaps, the idea of someone with as little emotional regulation as you seem to have being an undercover copper is laughable?

 

[8ball]

Because, perhaps, the idea of someone with as little emotional regulation as you seem to have being an undercover copper is laughable?

And hence a pretty good cover if you can pull it off without cracking.