NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
I've had my third letter today. I have no political or philosophical objections to the notion of a census, I'm just a lazy and/or forgetful cunt.
I am however distinctly unimpressed with the chosen tone of engagement. "We have noticed you haven't filled in the census yet. Do it now or we'll smack you with a fine worth a grand". This paraphrased statement was in bold near the top of the letter. Leading with threats, what fucking PR genius thought that shit up? A £10 thank-you to all participants would cost less than 680 million quid, but even some paltry bullshit like a raffle or some vouchers would be better received than legalistic growling.
There's no good justification for waving the stick around. It's not like anyone's gonna die if I don't fill it in as soon as it drops on my doorstep. The information is going to have the same utility if I fill it in later.
I am however distinctly unimpressed with the chosen tone of engagement. "We have noticed you haven't filled in the census yet. Do it now or we'll smack you with a fine worth a grand". This paraphrased statement was in bold near the top of the letter. Leading with threats, what fucking PR genius thought that shit up? A £10 thank-you to all participants would cost less than 680 million quid, but even some paltry bullshit like a raffle or some vouchers would be better received than legalistic growling.
There's no good justification for waving the stick around. It's not like anyone's gonna die if I don't fill it in as soon as it drops on my doorstep. The information is going to have the same utility if I fill it in later.