Big name brands and companies on the verge of collapse

[Idaho]

or when Wonderbra went bust

A real shame to see them go tits up.

 

[yardbird]

The problem with Clintons was that they over extended themselves when they just thought they were pushing the envelope.
Then the pack collapsed.

 

[wayward bob]

... pushing the envelope...

 

[biggus dickus]

fairy liquid are all washed up

 

[SpookyFrank]

Philips are completely screwed.

 

[Fez909]

Ann Summers are laying off. Staff told to "go fuck themselves."

 

[savoloysam]

Sales of the bible have taken a right bashing lately.

 

[claphamboy]

Sales of the bible have taken a right bashing lately.

Funny enough so has the removal firm, Bishop's.

 

[smmudge]

My local shop for scuba diving supplies is going under, while the hairdressers next to it are having to cut staff.

 

[wayward bob]

i <3 this thread

 

[biggus dickus]

I called the shop where Arnie buys his puns from and they told me to fuck off

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Sales at online retailer archery.com are off target

 

[claphamboy]

Amazon goes up in smoke.

 

[Santino]

Amazon goes up in smoke.

Cry me a fucking river.

 

[London_Calling]

I'm not reading 5 pages to see if anyone has suggested sending them a condolences card, one of those giant fuckers with padding.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

can't, the card padding industry is stuffed.

 

[bignose1]

Sales at online retailer archery.com are off target

Thats a harrowing scenario

 

[bignose1]

can't, the card padding industry is stuffed.

I dont know wads the mattrass with them...could have cushioned the blow a bit easier....but thanks for the heads up

 

[frogwoman]

the tornado proof window industry is battening down the hatches

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

That an harrowing scenario

leaves me all a quiver

 

[UrbaneFox]

End up sending quite a lot of birthday cards etc to Ireland and France. As postage now costs £1.23 each probably won't bother

I envisage a lot of relationships ending, due to the increase of postage prices. Still, it's probably a brilliant excuse to dump people, if you need one.

 

[gosub]

I envisage a lot of relationships ending, due to the increase of postage prices. Still, it's probably a brilliant excuse to dump people, if you need one.

Inlaws mainly

 

[UrbaneFox]

Hernia management / colostomy product manufacturers: the bottom is falling out of the market.

 

[UrbaneFox]

The local Haunted House has given up the ghost. The business plan was based on shadows and fog, apparently.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Sales of the bible have taken a right bashing lately.

Investors have lost all faith in the product.

 

[5t3IIa]

 

[bignose1]

Investors have lost all faith in the product.

Just heard theres apostleble takeover in the offing

 

[UrbaneFox]

Worldwide panic on the stock market as Benzodiazepine manufacturer collapses.

 

[TremulousTetra]

surely, they would be pretty hopeless cards if they didn't.

[should have read the first ]

 

[claphamboy]

Virgin is screwed.

I thought that was slightly more polite than 'Virgin is fucked'.