Big name brands and companies on the verge of collapse

[Idaho]

The stories of economic woe continue with both Seiko and Seconda being given winding up orders.

 

[savoloysam]

Things are going to get so bad the highways agency will have to close down. That'll be the end of the road.

 

[biggus dickus]

Apparently Tampax have gone into the red

 

[biggus dickus]

Well yes, I thought it odd men were commenting the relative merits of Clintons v other card shops when men never buy cards.

they do if they are trying to have sex with you. you must have either had sex with them or got fat

 

[quimcunx]

they do if they are trying to have sex with you. you must have either had sex with them or got fat

both.

 

[Ground Elder]

My local tanning salon has gone belly up.

 

[biggus dickus]

both.

(((((((men who wanted to have sex with you but didn't have a chance before you got fat))))))))

 

[Superdupastupor]

.....Local Tight Rope shop is teetering on the edge.....

 

[biggus dickus]

.....Local Tight Rope shop is teetering on the edge.....

your local tight rope shop?

that was a pretty bad idea for a business

 

[Ground Elder]

The shop I buy all my presents from has called the receivers in.

 

[biggus dickus]

grave economic forecasts for funeral homes

 

[Superdupastupor]

They knew there was a chance of a big fall when they were setting up shop, what can I say?

They had trouble balancing the books

They weren't firmly secured to their location.

 

[Ground Elder]

They knew there was a chance of a big fall when they were setting up shop, what can I say?

They had trouble balancing the books

They weren't firmly secured to their location.

They've only their shelves to blame.

 

[moochedit]

Trying to think of a cooking-related business that would have to 'call in the bayleafs'.

Can't help, but I need help with my "gone to the wall" joke. A Building firm perhaps ?

 

[Superdupastupor]

They've only their shelves to blame.

a fitting end for such shoddy craftsmen.

the plastics shop is totally insolvent In these corossive economic times ......

 

[Ground Elder]

The carpet fitters have gone to the wall.

 

[Ground Elder]

DFS is suffering a slump.

 

[biggus dickus]

Game Over for nintendo

 

[Ground Elder]

Apparently Tampax have gone into the red

They are just going through a bad period.

 

[Ground Elder]

Massey Ferguson is in a rut.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Wickes have been snuffed out.

 

[Ground Elder]

Play ground equipment manufacturing is on the slide.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

National Quarry Corporation has hit rock bottom.

 

[biggus dickus]

The skiing industry has gone rapidly downhill

 

[biggus dickus]

Haha, what is this? I never before realised that the 75 in urban75 meant 'jokes from 1975'

 

[2hats]

Profits at BAE systems have nosedived and gone down in flames

Tanked, surely?

 

[biggus dickus]

I'm not surprised frankly, their prices are absolutely astronomic.

That's why the telescope shop closed down

 

[bignose1]

your local tight rope shop?

that was a pretty bad idea for a business

On the balance of things your probably right.....

 

[bignose1]

The armchair manufacturing industry is going into recline.......as are small pouffe makers ..well according to the FTSE.

 

[biggus dickus]

our local hat shop closed down because the guy who owned it was a gambling addict