Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!

[rekil]

Sometimes candidate combabes are too imbued with residual privilege to recognise the depth of oppressions afflicting them; this is where the highly trained councillors of the our Privilege Quotient hotline are essential!

A highly trained councillor of the Privilege Quotient hotline yesterday, first day on the job.

 

[rekil]

http://proletariandemocracy.wordpress.com/2014/02/01/pds-privilege-quotient-hotline-launched/

 

[rekil]

PD saying what everybody is thinking.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Smash HS2, surely?

 

[rekil]

Smash HS2, surely?

Trains aren't made of water yet. Except steam trains sort of.

 

[frogwoman]

Comrades, I want to take issue with the undisciplined and un-marxist attitude of the the so called 'flood faction'. Recently their degeneration has taken effect to such a degree that it by right, surely, surely places them outside the ranks of our organization. They have been organizing demonstrations in favour of the floods, accusing comrades who oppose the deluges of water into working class homes of being homophobic and opposed to immigration! Their spurious argumentvwhich breaks the discipline of democratic centralism, making a mockery of it, is that as UKIP oppose the floods and link them to homophobic councillors rantings, so anyone who stands in solidarity with the the working class against its watery foe must be a homophobe!

Comrades, the inundation of identity politics across the threshold of the labour movement has gone far enough!

I wholeheartedly applaud comrade coplikers intervention. As Marxists the only flood we will accept is the flood of urine from the bourgeoisie as they collectively piss themselves in front of the wrath of the workers and the only water we will accept is their watery tears as they are put up against the wall!

 

[The Pale King]

Comrades, I want to take issue with the undisciplined and un-marxist attitude of the the so called 'flood faction'. Recently their degeneration has taken effect to such a degree that it by right, surely, surely places them outside the ranks of our organization. They have been organizing demonstrations in favour of the floods, accusing comrades who oppose the deluges of water into working class homes of being homophobic and opposed to immigration! Their spurious argumentvwhich breaks the discipline of democratic centralism, making a mockery of it, is that as UKIP oppose the floods and link them to homophobic councillors rantings, so anyone who stands in solidarity with the the working class against its watery foe must be a homophobe!

Comrades, the inundation of identity politics across the threshold of the labour movement has gone far enough!

I wholeheartedly applaud comrade coplikers intervention. As Marxists the only flood we will accept is the flood of urine from the bourgeoisie as they collectively piss themselves in front of the wrath of the workers and the only water we will accept is their watery tears as they are put up against the wall![/quote]



Absolutely beautiful!

 

[Buckaroo]

Comrades, I want to take issue with the undisciplined and un-marxist attitude of the the so called 'flood faction'. Recently their degeneration has taken effect to such a degree that it by right, surely, surely places them outside the ranks of our organization. They have been organizing demonstrations in favour of the floods, accusing comrades who oppose the deluges of water into working class homes of being homophobic and opposed to immigration! Their spurious argumentvwhich breaks the discipline of democratic centralism, making a mockery of it, is that as UKIP oppose the floods and link them to homophobic councillors rantings, so anyone who stands in solidarity with the the working class against its watery foe must be a homophobe!

Comrades, the inundation of identity politics across the threshold of the labour movement has gone far enough!

I wholeheartedly applaud comrade coplikers intervention. As Marxists the only flood we will accept is the flood of urine from the bourgeoisie as they collectively piss themselves in front of the wrath of the workers and the only water we will accept is their watery tears as they are put up against the wall!

*claps hands enthusiastically*

Yes comrade, a piss Tsunami which will destroy the sand bag walls of privilege.

 

[BigTom]

Trains aren't made of water yet. Except steam trains sort of.

Comrade, steam trains are a wonderful practical expression of smash H20 theory - by applying revolutionary justice to the water, we create the steam that drives the mighty engine that carries goods and people to their destinations. Some of those goods may be used to build the workers' bomb. Some of those people may be working on it. Some will be counter-revolutionary scum of course, in the pre-enlightened times. I think that in fact rather than a call to smash HS2, we should be calling for a new HS2 - Hot Steam 2 - with steam powered trains once more roaming the land applying revolutionary justice to H20 and progressing the revolution along with it!
Bonus with this is that we could also spread our word to the trainspotters, who are harder to reach through traditional organising methods.

(I don't really have any idea how steam engines work tbh, but I'm sure it must involve boiling water to make steam to drive turbines/pistons)

 

[rekil]

An example to us all. (or reckless infantile adventurism?)

http://www.herald.ie/news/courts/drunk-fined-for-dancing-on-car-roofs-30007209.html

A DRUNKEN man who danced on the roofs of cars while "trying to get a street party going like in the 1970s" has been given a suspended sentence.

Paco Hayes (44) caused €400 worth of damage to the two cars outside a fast food restaurant, where staff had to call gardai when he refused to come down.

Dublin District Court heard his case had been adjourned for payment of compensation, but he had instead spent the time coming up with a revolutionary manifesto.

Defence solicitor Declan Fahy handed in to court a "declaration for a revolution" that Hayes had written.

Judge O'Donnell read the document, entitled "Welcome to the Revolution".

 

[frogwoman]

 

[rekil]

A wheezing Richard Dawkins is the latest to try to clamber onto the Posadist bandwagon.

 

[DotCommunist]

because vast travel has never been motivated by religious conviction before.

 

[SpineyNorman]

I think the argument is that if they're capable of traveling those vast distances they must have developed so much intellectually that they would be far to rational to believe in anything supernatural. Not sure I agree mind you.

All he really needs to add is that the technology needed to travel must have been developed under a social system far superior to capitalism so they must be communists and we'd have a posho posadist lib dem with a weird obsession with religion.

 

[DotCommunist]

that is the argument. Tell it to the jesuits, tell it to the polynesians, tell it to the childrens crusade. If you built a star ark full of suspended animation caskets and told the people with missionary fervour that they must bring the light of god to our green and many tentacled brethren in christ, they would go.

 

[BigTom]

Personally I think that any species that has developed inter galactic travel would be so advanced that they would appear to us as God(s), so even if they themselves were atheists, they would to us prove the existence of God.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Dawkins!

 

[butchersapron]

Personally I think that any species that has developed inter galactic travel would be so advanced that they would appear to us as God(s), so even if they themselves were atheists, they would to us prove the existence of God.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Dawkins!

Or would we be cargo?

 

[Idris2002]

Or would we be cargo?

Or fuel, perhaps?

 

[DotCommunist]

Personally I think that any species that has developed inter galactic travel would be so advanced that they would appear to us as God(s), so even if they themselves were atheists, they would to us prove the existence of God.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Dawkins!

thats Arthur deffo not a nonce C Clarke 'Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic'

 

[DotCommunist]

Or fuel, perhaps?

I've considered grafting whale brains onto huge slow moving cetacean style robots that harvest HE3 from the troposphere of Jupiter while singing endless groaning shanties about the beauty of the universe. Compared to that the fuel from a human carcass is as nothing. NOTHING.

Had toscrap it in the end, the cost/benefit analysis didn't work out.

 

[Yata]

with the shit we put in our bodies we'll be the marmite of the galactic food range, the kind of crap only weirdos eat and most avoid

 

[frogwoman]

This appears to be genuine

 

[DaveCinzano]

This appears to be genuine

ONE BIG UNION OF INDETERMINATE & THEREFORE NON-DISCRIMINATORY SIZE

 

[treelover]

This appears to be genuine

Bizzarro!

 

[andysays]

Despite the tokenistic fact that one of the workers is wearing a hard-hat, there is clearly little consideration given to appropriate health and safety practice.

I bet the illustrator has never used a hammer like the one depicted, or they would know not to hold it like that and never to use it while vulnerable bits of their anatomy are unprotected.

The IWW have inadvertantly revealed themselves as on the side of the bosses in their willingness to encourage unsafe practices and working without proper PPE

 

[DotCommunist]

sort of looks like the person with a fanny is about to do the guitar solo from 'brothers in arms' on that wrench

 

[frogwoman]

Bizzarro!

I think they've got their hearts in the right place but ...

 

[DaveCinzano]

I think they've got their hearts in the right place

I wouldn't put money on the artist getting that right based on how they've coped with basic anatomy so far

 

[J Ed]

That IWW poster looks like it's the front cover of a trade union themed porno

Now that's niche..

 

[DaveCinzano]

That IWW poster looks like it's the front cover of a trade union themed porno

I'm sure Anna Span has cranked one or two out