SpineyNorman
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How about this place, comrades?
Rumoured to have been based on designs for a Swedish prison cell block, it boasts a minimalist comfort level and shared bathrooms, plus each block has a mini-oven complete with two ring cooker.
That looks scarily like a block of flats called Tyesdale I lived in when I was in Peterborough. It was a fucking shit hole, nicknamed little Beirut. The local kids used to come in the block (the door was one of those ones you stick a fob against to open it but all you had to do to break in was to ram your arse into it) and get shitfaced at the weekend and smash all the windows in the corridors. They'd get repaired about a month later but the following week they'd get broken again and thus the cycle continued.
We could have our accommodation at Tysedale actually - Peterborough is Slough like in its boringness after all.