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No Laurie Penny? Doesn't sound very radical to me!
Don't miss Proletarian Democracy's fundraising night of music and comedy. Now with a fiver off for each oppression! (ta butchers)
No Laurie Penny? Doesn't sound very radical to me!
And didn't clean it up. Not very communist.Barred. Last time she came she was sick in the ladies toilets .
I've only just got this thread title
I thought it was a politcal in joke in German
New mass workers' party set up
In a revival of the fortunes of revolutionary politics in Britain Proletarian Democracy will be standing candidates in the next election as part of a new mass workers' party called FANG (For A Nuclear Globe), alongside the ghost of Gerry Healy, the Wool-Workers' Union, the Association of Auctioneers and Auctioneers' Lads, the International Bolshevik Tendency, and perhaps many more. Proletarian Action are also offering their support but sadly are playing a disgracefully sectarian role. The support of Gerry Healy's ghost, who in his day led one of the most important revolutionary organisations in Britain, for this important initiative for the proletariat shows FANG's potential to attract broad layers of the working class and to be ever mindful of the perils of creeping feminism in its ranks. It also shows FANG's potential to reach beyond the life-death divide and attract a mass layer of class conscious workers.
Wool-workers' Union General Secretary Matt Jumper, who is standing as a candidate for the local elections in May, said, "FANG is the most important new party set up in Britain in years. People are crying out for an alternative to Labour and as nobody has revolutionarized it by now, it is safe to conclude that nobody ever will."
Other names such as Victor Serge, Hegel and Gary Lineker have also added their support to FANG's electoral campaign. Gary Lineker said, "The reaction I got standing outside selling Workers' Girder with Gerry Healy's ghost by Leicester Square tube station this morning, where people literally screamed in surprise that finally we have a working class alternative to the established parties, is something important to build on for the future."
One shop steward in the Association of Auctioneers and Auctioneers' Lads was said to have promised to vote for FANG in the forthcoming elections, although this cannot be confirmed. As the president of the Meat Packers' Association said, "that single vote is like a tiny acorn from which a mighty oak tree could grow."
Nonetheless we believe this is an important initiative for the class and another giant leap towards overthrowing capitalism.
"The screams of terror at my appearance during parish council meetings are nothing compared to the screeches we will hear when the Con-Dems discover a mass workers' party capable of resisting their austerity attacks!" Gerry Healy said. We wholeheartedly endorse his sentiments, despite our serious differences and reservations towards him before he became a ghost. Unlike Proletarian Action, we are able to put sectarianism aside and work together in a broad coalition on the issues that matter.
Coming soon - discover who your FANG candidate is!
The G is a bit shite unfortunately. I think there's a million slogans around the bite/tooth pun stuff.. The Only Party With Real Bite..
The G is a bit shite unfortunately. I think there's a million slogans around the bite/tooth pun stuff.. The Only Party With Real Bite..
Dude, them is crab claws!
The G is a bit shite unfortunately. I think there's a million slogans around the bite/tooth pun stuff.. The Only Party With Real Bite..