Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!
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ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
e2a is this too big an image? let me know if it is and I'll link to a thumbnail
e2a2:bollocks just noticed I misspelt Multiculturalism. Still, at least the pedantry division of PD should be happy with my apostrophe placement. Fixed.
Excellent!
As PD aren't sexist, I take it we'll see The Virgin Mary and Santa Lucia duking it out in short order?
ska invita
back on the other side
more pedantry: jesus wasnt white (if he even existed, which he probably didnt)
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Prize: The Agitator Cup.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
On a related note: Shave away Paul's beard, and he'd look uncannily like that other Syrian wrong'un, Assad.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Now I'm wondering what Jesus would have as his entrance music
SpineyNorman
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e2a is this too big an image? let me know if it is and I'll link to a thumbnail
e2a2:bollocks just noticed I misspelt Multiculturalism
Brilliant! I'm robbing that for facebook - there is no such thing as intellectual property under communism.
Actually, that might make a decent theoretical piece - the communist case for intellectual property rights.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
BigTom
Well-Known Member
Excellent!
As PD aren't sexist, I take it we'll see The Virgin Mary and Santa Lucia duking it out in short order?
This event, as noted, comes with the full blessing of MOIC. It was recognised that an event at which the only two listed special guests are white males is not really acceptable in this day and age, however sometimes circumstances dictate that such a thing occurs. Such occasions must be put forward through the MOIC to be checked.
In this case it was not just the white and male aspect but also the lack of other religions being represented at this event that raised concerns, however it was the judgement of MOIC that this event could go ahead for the following reasons:
1) as Comrogoue Ska has noted, Jesus was probably black anyway, and the representation of him as white comes around only because the artistic division of PD found this film called "boxing Jesus" which was far too good to pass up. Thus the "white" issue can be set aside.
2) Whilst both Jesus and St. Paul are strongly in the Christian tradition, Jesus (and I assume St Paul) both appear in the Muslim tradition also, and Jesus is recognised as a prophet, but not the final prophet. Thus the religion aspect is overcome. It was also recognised that as it was the catholic faction that had organised this event, which may provide an important revenue stream for fundraising efforts for the workers bomb, it was understandable that they had contacts within their own religion and were unable to secure a deity such as Shiva for the event.
3) At an event with only 2 guests, it is usually required that one is female. However, male vs female boxing is not allowed due to the patriarchal nature of our society and the oppresive nature of the capitalist nation state. As such, it was accepted that this event should go ahead as advertised with the proviso the comrouge VP gives, that if this is a success the next event will feature women fighters, and that - going forward - efforts would be made to bring in deities and saints from other religious traditions to these fundraising events.
Also, Jesus is pissed off with Paul and that's the only person he'd fight, and having Jesus in the ring will bring in more punters which means we can
rekil
to menny cranks
ProletarianDemocracy @ProletarianDem
Ding Ding! It's the annual PD WB fundraiser! Venue: Probably Firebox. Time and date tba but keep Dec 25th clear cmbbespic.twitter.com/zsv5Q4sR
ProletarianDemocracy @ProletarianDem
The main bout will be preceded by a minute's silence (in proletarianised decimal time) for Hector Camacho
Ding Ding! It's the annual PD WB fundraiser! Venue: Probably Firebox. Time and date tba but keep Dec 25th clear cmbbespic.twitter.com/zsv5Q4sR
ProletarianDemocracy
The main bout will be preceded by a minute's silence (in proletarianised decimal time) for Hector Camacho
BigTom
Well-Known Member
all for the PD cause!
That is the sort of about face that a communist party can only make once it is in a position of power. While the revolution is still in the build up, orthodoxy is necessary.
ska invita
back on the other side
this is a good question. The best ive got so far is this... but i'll have a think
SpineyNorman
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Surely it's got to be this?
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I'm thinking Paul would come in to 'Ave Maria' simultaneously signifying the catholic sublimated mother godess worship and also smirking at Christ 'I love yer mum'
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Excellent!
As PD aren't sexist, I take it we'll see The Virgin Mary and Santa Lucia duking it out in short order?
put them on the supporting bill over 4 rounds
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Depends how crass The Christ is.
Buddy Christ - "Simply the Best".
Moneychanger-menacing Christ - "Tubthumping"
Pissant cheek-turning Christ - "I Will Survive"
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Or even "I love yer missus".
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Emo 'why have you forsaken me' Christ would come into NIN 'Heresy'
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
no Bill of Rights for message broads in that ?
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
take it up with annakey
Louis MacNeice
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BigTom
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With thanks to cmbbs suggestions, and the huge rush of interest and support for the fundraiser, PD (catholic socialists) have managed to secure the support of the Virgin Mary and Saint Lucia, and through our inter-faith committee, we will have special guests, Shiva and Lakshmi - that's internationalism!
The new poster, with lineup and expected date/venue
The new poster, with lineup and expected date/venue
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
It could be argued that instead of the individual owning the IP rights, the communist state would. Would a communist state enforce those rights though? If capitalist states illegally used communist IP and the communists didn't enforce them, they may as well not have bothered in the first place, however to exploit the rights is inherently capitalist (unless they only exploited via other communist states).
It is worth noting that both Venezuela and Vietnam have patent mechanisms.
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