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Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!

The carrot!

The bloody carrot!

Not only are you attempting to valorise a veg that imperial Rome used as a tool for the systematic rape of conquered populations (a carrot broth was believed to hold aphrodisiac properties), you are also buying into the latter day imperialists' war time prattle, designed to get children to eat up their rationed dinners.

This is exactly the sort of degenerate foolishness that comrades fall into, when they attempt to impose their abstracted political schemas onto the red in tooth and claw, class war, historical reality of horticulture.

Louis MacNeice

You will never reach the mass consciousness of the working class with that kind of ultra-left ahistorical tittle-tattle. Have you forgotten the transitional method, comrade? Even the most advanced layers of the workforce are not ready to have their illusions shattered when they hear the tales of carrot-committed atrocities by ancient Romans. In order to reach the broadest sections of the proletariat we must be sensitive and not go beyond what their consciousness is ready for. So whereas now we speak of carrots and beetroots, as a bridge towards peas and mange-tout.
 
While I appreciate you're all having a laugh (and quite a good one it is too), let's not forget that the Sendero Luminoso once showered themselves in glory by destroying an Andean potato research laboratory.
 
You're all wrong. Root vegetables symbollically represent feudal ties to the land. Ties that produced a paternalistic cross class form of false consciousness. It is no coincidence that the East Asian countries where rice is the staple food have witnessed revolutions. Proper ones with purges, labour camps, long marches and that.
 
You will never reach the mass consciousness of the working class with that kind of ultra-left ahistorical tittle-tattle. Have you forgotten the transitional method, comrade? Even the most advanced layers of the workforce are not ready to hear the tales of carrot-committed atrocities by ancient Romans. In order to reach the broadest sections of the proletariat we must be sensitive and not go beyond what their consciousness is ready for. So whereas now we speak of carrots and beetroots, as a bridge towards peas and mange-tout.


I think you would do well to look to your own consciousness, as manifested in your ill conceived petty-bourgeois lust for mange tout, and leave the genuine partisans of class to make their own reckoning with faux working class spud.

Let self criticism and re-education be your watch words.

Louis MacNeice
 
One for the Girder TV page:

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While I appreciate you're all having a laugh (and quite a good one it is too), let's not forget that the Sendero Luminoso once showered themselves in glory by destroying an Andean potato research laboratory.

Does this call for PD to do a re-evaluation of Gonzalo Thought; should we have moved heaven and earth for the chairman?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice
 
While I appreciate you're all having a laugh (and quite a good one it is too), let's not forget that the Sendero Luminoso once showered themselves in glory by destroying an Andean potato research laboratory.

They were a counter-productive, sanguinary and extremely sectarian bunch, but the PCP-SL also pulled off one of the best visual stunts ever, when the Pope visited the country in 1985. Although they'd done something similar a few months before.
 
Does this call for PD to do a re-evaluation of Gonzalo Thought; should we have moved heaven and earth for the chairman?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

Well if by "heaven and earth" you mean this, then yes:

Himmel und Erde (English: Heaven and earth; in the Rhineland: Himmel un Ääd) is a traditional German dish most popular in the regions of the Rhineland, Westphalia, Lower Saxony and Silesia. The dish consists of black pudding, fried onions, and mashed potato with apple sauce. The dish has been known since the 18th century.
The name of the dish originates from the name of two of the main ingredients: the apples "of heaven" and the apples of "the Earth" (an old word for potatoes is Erdapfel (English: Earthapple), still today in the Rhenish dialect).
 
Which was?

In response to the Pontiff's visit to Ayacucho, and a plea to the PCP-SL to end the violence, rebels destroyed with dynamite electricity pylons supplying power to Lima, plunging the capital into darkness. In time for the Pope's plane approaching the airport, a huge bonfire in the shape of a hammer and sickle was set ablaze for all to see on a nearby mountainside.

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In response to the Pontiff's visit to Ayacucho, and a plea to the PCP-SL to end the violence, rebels destroyed with dynamite electricity pylons supplying power to Lima, plunging the capital into darkness. In time for the Pope's plane approaching the airport, a huge bonfire in the shape of a hammer and sickle was set ablaze for all to see on a nearby mountainside.

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Cool story, bro.

(No wondered Wojtyla hated Liberation Theology).
 
Only Presidente Gonzalo, the Fourth Sword of Marxism, Guarantor of the Glorious Revolution and the New Peru was correct about everything.
 
Off the top of my head and being sketchy, in a bid to discredit liberation theology some more conservative-minded Catholics tried to link it to the Maoist insurgency.

They were bad, but there's been an awful lot of crap written about them, too. Being some kind of blood-thirsty millenarian movement of the Inkaic peasant masses is a load of shite.

The weakness of their chimerical People's War was exposed when the Peruvian army properly stepped in. Prior to that, you could call the highland areas they controlled places characterised by a long-rooted neglect by the government and coastal elite. That helped the spread of the insurgency in the early 1980s. Small bands of rebels fighting against rural police (also inadequately supported by the government) and local landowner bigwigs was relatively easy. Not so against heavily-armed troops with helicopters. As the early 1990s showed, they were never anywhere near 'strategic equilibrium,' to use their own jargon.
 
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