Workers' Girder! Getcher Workers Girder!
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el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
froggie, that piece is wonderful 
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Fantastic line:
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
froggie, that piece is wonderful
thanks
it was a joint effort really with me and DC and copliker made a few edits that are now on the blog 
rekil
to menny cranks
The 'perfumed lechery' line was nicked from A Slap In The Face then disguised a bit and crowbarred it into froggy and DC's stuff.
Let us raid the wheelie bin of history.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Creeping fascist influence.
rekil
to menny cranks
DrRingDing
'anti-human wanker'
SpineyNorman
Inappropriate content removed
Just noticed that the official AWL twitter account started following us on the 15th
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
To whit - Hewitt!
In exposing the purple cyclops of royalism, Kelvin Mckenzie of the Sun has unwittingly performed the working class a huge service. The carrot-headed royal exposing his rusty sheriff's badge should leave us in no doubt as to the venal carnality that runs through this inbred line.
Of course we should not be blinded by the majesty of a flaccid prince's penis and forget that the vile organ pumping these frankly shit images into our brains is that enemy of the working class par excellence - the Sun. While the Murdoch empire reels from the body blows of dark-arts scandals we should not allow the prince's pronounced tan-lines to distract us from the traitorous soon-to-be-liquidated scum who lay claim to the sanctity of the Fourth Estate merely so they can show Harry Hewitt's pasty white arse.
The phone, once a harmless tool of communication, has become used for an increasingly sinister purpose - to snoop on the details of people's private lives. While the further exposure of monarchical decadence is to be welcomed and greeted with joyful, righteous vicarious disgust, was it not Trotsky himself whose private correspondence was examined by Stalin in order to discredit him?
This week marks the assassination of Trotsky with an icepick in 1940, a task which would have been made this much easier would Stalin have simply have been able to phone Ramon Mercader on his mobile, or ask "Can I have the number of an icepick shop in Mexico" on 118118. A modern-day Stalin would not only be able to examine Trotsky's letters, but listen to his voicemails and recoil from the voice of true Leninism. To read his texts - "Militarisation of Labour - LOL." How much easier would the task of the traitors of Kronstadt have been if they had been able to text each other warnings of impending proletarian vengeance.
The inbox of Bukharin, however, would surely only have been of interest to those who wondered what form Bolshevik love poetry might take.
Not only must we guard against vicious Fleet Street hacks, but also the perversions of democratic centralism personified by Stalin. So instead of merely hacking phones, as the Murdochs have done, let us smash the obsolete Nokia 3210 of capitalism against the wall of proletarian wrath, brick on brick, and cast the iPhone of imperialist tyranny into the murky depths. The bread and circuses of Snake have for too long kept the working classes from the promised lands of Angry Birds.
The working class only needs one phone - the Xperia running Linux. Only open source software, inaccessible to those who have only trade union consciousness, is acceptable in the face of two competing capitalist behemoths. The expressions of righteous but nevertheless uncoordinated, ill-disciplined and misdirected anger organised by lumpen elements using the so-called "crackberry", must be avoided, as the revolution needs a leadership who can not only master Marxist theory but also master a confusing user interface.
Only this could ensure that true democratic centralism was maintained and prevent the spontaneity and lack of leadership, accountable or otherwise, which has unfortunately been a feature of so many recent "autonomous" uprisings. Indeed comrades, as one thinks of Harry's ginger sack sweatily defiling the baize that others have given to us one can only wonder how many honest toilers must forever fail to pot that crucial black because of the stain of royalist sweat throwing the arrow-straight cueing action off beam? And in a wider sense, are we not all cast off beam by royalist ballbaggery? Think upon it.
We may be amused as the dog of Murdochism savages the dignity (hah) of the royals. But make no mistake - this is the sixth form laughing at Sir. Forwards, comrades, to a new game of pool! The working classes will one day never lack 50ps and royalist scum will be forced to rack up. And yes, they will break first.
I've got one more bullet in my gun' - Jimmy Cliff
In exposing the purple cyclops of royalism, Kelvin Mckenzie of the Sun has unwittingly performed the working class a huge service. The carrot-headed royal exposing his rusty sheriff's badge should leave us in no doubt as to the venal carnality that runs through this inbred line.
Of course we should not be blinded by the majesty of a flaccid prince's penis and forget that the vile organ pumping these frankly shit images into our brains is that enemy of the working class par excellence - the Sun. While the Murdoch empire reels from the body blows of dark-arts scandals we should not allow the prince's pronounced tan-lines to distract us from the traitorous soon-to-be-liquidated scum who lay claim to the sanctity of the Fourth Estate merely so they can show Harry Hewitt's pasty white arse.
The phone, once a harmless tool of communication, has become used for an increasingly sinister purpose - to snoop on the details of people's private lives. While the further exposure of monarchical decadence is to be welcomed and greeted with joyful, righteous vicarious disgust, was it not Trotsky himself whose private correspondence was examined by Stalin in order to discredit him?
This week marks the assassination of Trotsky with an icepick in 1940, a task which would have been made this much easier would Stalin have simply have been able to phone Ramon Mercader on his mobile, or ask "Can I have the number of an icepick shop in Mexico" on 118118. A modern-day Stalin would not only be able to examine Trotsky's letters, but listen to his voicemails and recoil from the voice of true Leninism. To read his texts - "Militarisation of Labour - LOL." How much easier would the task of the traitors of Kronstadt have been if they had been able to text each other warnings of impending proletarian vengeance.
The inbox of Bukharin, however, would surely only have been of interest to those who wondered what form Bolshevik love poetry might take.
Not only must we guard against vicious Fleet Street hacks, but also the perversions of democratic centralism personified by Stalin. So instead of merely hacking phones, as the Murdochs have done, let us smash the obsolete Nokia 3210 of capitalism against the wall of proletarian wrath, brick on brick, and cast the iPhone of imperialist tyranny into the murky depths. The bread and circuses of Snake have for too long kept the working classes from the promised lands of Angry Birds.
The working class only needs one phone - the Xperia running Linux. Only open source software, inaccessible to those who have only trade union consciousness, is acceptable in the face of two competing capitalist behemoths. The expressions of righteous but nevertheless uncoordinated, ill-disciplined and misdirected anger organised by lumpen elements using the so-called "crackberry", must be avoided, as the revolution needs a leadership who can not only master Marxist theory but also master a confusing user interface.
Only this could ensure that true democratic centralism was maintained and prevent the spontaneity and lack of leadership, accountable or otherwise, which has unfortunately been a feature of so many recent "autonomous" uprisings. Indeed comrades, as one thinks of Harry's ginger sack sweatily defiling the baize that others have given to us one can only wonder how many honest toilers must forever fail to pot that crucial black because of the stain of royalist sweat throwing the arrow-straight cueing action off beam? And in a wider sense, are we not all cast off beam by royalist ballbaggery? Think upon it.
We may be amused as the dog of Murdochism savages the dignity (hah) of the royals. But make no mistake - this is the sixth form laughing at Sir. Forwards, comrades, to a new game of pool! The working classes will one day never lack 50ps and royalist scum will be forced to rack up. And yes, they will break first.
I've got one more bullet in my gun' - Jimmy Cliff
rekil
to menny cranks
Today we got a mention from Suanne Braun who is/was in Stargate 1.Just noticed that the official AWL twitter account started following us on the 15th
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Just because I own a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Annoying as fuck cliffhanger ending, but at least I won't have to see Hamish Macbeth sexing up a hologram again.
I miss Eli, though.
raknor
Well-Known Member
Was that you I was tweeting with last night? apologies was slightly the worse for wear!!
rekil
to menny cranks
I was on twitter machine duty yes.
raknor
Well-Known Member
I was on twitter machine duty yes.
I was pleased she retweeted that, again sorry about the music choices! I enjoyed that mars video
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
there is a competition for a free t shirt from sabcat on facebook- one of the prizes is a nice workers bomb style design- I want.
rekil
to menny cranks
Frank Turner to release "most anti-communist album ever" on September 11th, the anniversary of the Chilean coup. Sick. Who he? Some Eton "rockjectivist" cock and mate of Bragg's who's a Rand fan and says nazis are lefties and so on. Time permitting, PD will have a rummage through the tracklist.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I have removed his music videos from my youtube playlist and had a word with myself
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Note how they're all attempting to hide boners?
Someone must have held up a picture of the grocer's daughter.
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
Turner's Luck
It's been a busy week for the party of the people. But one Frank Turner, purveyor of punk and fanny of folk has been outed by the Fabians as a disgusting species of INDIVIDUAL known as a libertarian. We listened to his works sooooo you didn't have to.
Frank Turner is set to release his latest "opus". Why are we not all gagging to hear this, comrades, on the anniversary of the fateful day that Bolivarian socialism took a right punch in the eye?
I had to ask myself, well,
Is it really worth it?
Is any of this worth it?
Well the whole thing’s far from perfect,
But I’ve yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
He eventually found a better way ... reading Atlas Shrugged. Clearly his time at Eton was not spent unwisely, sticking the pages of Fountainhead together.
Readers, comrades. Tomorrow marks a day when a democratically elected socialist was ousted by a right-wing coup. Who can forget the dread hand of Thatcher hovering over Pinochet's ... coffin? In many ways it is not the touted sexual relationship between Reagan and Thatcher but rather what the Iron Lady did to that neo-fascist ... cause.
What a sickening irony that at the time of year when all true Marxists commemorate the Chilean tragedy, more horrific bombshells could be dropped on the working class, those of Frank Turner and Grant Shapps. In the face of this modern-day equivalent of a man who sells the oil of snakes and adds arsenic to bread, the party of the working class finds itself drawn to defend the actions of the capitalist outfit known as Google.
Surely we cannot be far from some kind of apocalypse, bomb-based or otherwise, when the one true voice of Leninist thinking has recourse to uphold the integrity of capitalism's favourite search engine (scant though it may be)? We, of course, denounce in the most vitriolic terms Google's capitulation to the butchers of Tianamen Square in their attempts to impose a censored search engine on the population. But nonetheless, the stance they have taken on the Shapps issue is to be commended and holds a ray of hope that the transition to socialism may yet be conducted without the spillage of too much bourgeois blood. At least not on our keyboards.
Let us then condemn the muddying of waters as personified by "Chuck Champion". The working classes could never have seen such an epic champion of rapey tips since this Tory shyster exposed his vile agenda. Not content with flogging pick-up guides to innocent Yanquis, he developed a so-called piece of "entrepreneurial" software which did little more than thieve the hard-coded toil of workers and petty-bourgeois internet businessmen, who of course, according to Trotsky, we must aim to win over to socialism in a revolutionary situation.
Quite soon, the cigar-smoking godfather of strong-man socialism will pass on to the great Kommosol in the sky. When he has gone, there will be many reformist and ultra-left pretenders who will resort to piss-weak Ecuadorian shenanigans in place of a proper democratic centralist framework. Castro made something of socialism that is not of a European mould. We shall not see his like again.
Our demands:
Defend Google Ads!
Defend Google, but down with the Great Firewall of China! State Capitalism is to be decried!
Down with the Shapps-Green-Champion juggernaut of spam and deception! Let us not forget that Shap is one letter removed from Sham! These people are running our country - honestly, they are!
Uphold the gains of Bolivarian socialism! Let us never forget ... Castro and Allende.
"We're not just having fun, we're saving lives" - Frank Turner
It's been a busy week for the party of the people. But one Frank Turner, purveyor of punk and fanny of folk has been outed by the Fabians as a disgusting species of INDIVIDUAL known as a libertarian. We listened to his works sooooo you didn't have to.
Frank Turner is set to release his latest "opus". Why are we not all gagging to hear this, comrades, on the anniversary of the fateful day that Bolivarian socialism took a right punch in the eye?
I had to ask myself, well,
Is it really worth it?
Is any of this worth it?
Well the whole thing’s far from perfect,
But I’ve yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
He eventually found a better way ... reading Atlas Shrugged. Clearly his time at Eton was not spent unwisely, sticking the pages of Fountainhead together.
Readers, comrades. Tomorrow marks a day when a democratically elected socialist was ousted by a right-wing coup. Who can forget the dread hand of Thatcher hovering over Pinochet's ... coffin? In many ways it is not the touted sexual relationship between Reagan and Thatcher but rather what the Iron Lady did to that neo-fascist ... cause.
What a sickening irony that at the time of year when all true Marxists commemorate the Chilean tragedy, more horrific bombshells could be dropped on the working class, those of Frank Turner and Grant Shapps. In the face of this modern-day equivalent of a man who sells the oil of snakes and adds arsenic to bread, the party of the working class finds itself drawn to defend the actions of the capitalist outfit known as Google.
Surely we cannot be far from some kind of apocalypse, bomb-based or otherwise, when the one true voice of Leninist thinking has recourse to uphold the integrity of capitalism's favourite search engine (scant though it may be)? We, of course, denounce in the most vitriolic terms Google's capitulation to the butchers of Tianamen Square in their attempts to impose a censored search engine on the population. But nonetheless, the stance they have taken on the Shapps issue is to be commended and holds a ray of hope that the transition to socialism may yet be conducted without the spillage of too much bourgeois blood. At least not on our keyboards.
Let us then condemn the muddying of waters as personified by "Chuck Champion". The working classes could never have seen such an epic champion of rapey tips since this Tory shyster exposed his vile agenda. Not content with flogging pick-up guides to innocent Yanquis, he developed a so-called piece of "entrepreneurial" software which did little more than thieve the hard-coded toil of workers and petty-bourgeois internet businessmen, who of course, according to Trotsky, we must aim to win over to socialism in a revolutionary situation.
Quite soon, the cigar-smoking godfather of strong-man socialism will pass on to the great Kommosol in the sky. When he has gone, there will be many reformist and ultra-left pretenders who will resort to piss-weak Ecuadorian shenanigans in place of a proper democratic centralist framework. Castro made something of socialism that is not of a European mould. We shall not see his like again.
Our demands:
Defend Google Ads!
Defend Google, but down with the Great Firewall of China! State Capitalism is to be decried!
Down with the Shapps-Green-Champion juggernaut of spam and deception! Let us not forget that Shap is one letter removed from Sham! These people are running our country - honestly, they are!
Uphold the gains of Bolivarian socialism! Let us never forget ... Castro and Allende.
"We're not just having fun, we're saving lives" - Frank Turner
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
its hard to take the piss when people mug themselves for you
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