What's for tea tonight? (#8)

[Badgers]

Shit, wrong thread! I thought this was the "what did you have for breakfast" one...

Continuity is fucked now isn't it?

 

[Orang Utan]

I'll just eat the.... nope, what the hell am I thinking?

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

 

[madzone]

Frozen pizza, frozen wedges, salad.

 

[TruXta]

Frozen pizza, frozen wedges, salad.

What happened to your cooker?

 

[sojourner]

It's a no-booze tea toneet so something quick. Bacon and tomato butties and a pint cuppa tea it is then. Fried egg butties for the fella, one of the two options for the lass.

Then a mahoosive slice of traditional raspberry jam/vanilla cream swiss roll

 

[madzone]

What happened to your cooker?

The charred corpse of the last smartarse is still in there.

 

[TruXta]

The charred corpse of the last smartare is still in there.

That's gotta stink the place right out. Sort it, madz.

 

[madzone]

That's gotta stink the place right out. Sort it, madz.

Smells like BBQ.

 

[sojourner]

What's a smartare?

 

[madzone]

What's a smartare?

Someone who points out the spelling mistakes of a dyslexic

 

[Detroit City]

i've got the flu so it'll be chix noodle soup and jello

 

[Orang Utan]

Someone who points out the typos of a dyslexic

typos aren't caused by dyslexia

 

[sojourner]

Someone who points out the typos of a dyslexic

I didn't fucking know!! You're dyslexic?

I thought it was some kind of dish containing hare, or something...

 

[madzone]

typos aren't caused by dyslexia

Yeah, they are. I don't see them till someone points them out.

 

[madzone]

I didn't fucking know!! You're dyslexic?

That's what you say every time I pull you up on it

Last time it was chikcne or something.

 

[Orang Utan]

typos are caused by a slip of the keyboard. everyone makes them, not just dyslexics.

 

[madzone]

typos are caused by a slip of the keyboard. everyone makes them, not just dyslexics.

What a stupid thing to say

 

[Orang Utan]

What a stupid thing to say

why? a typo is different to a spelling mistake

 

[madzone]

why?

Because I never said that only dyslexics make typos. Also, it is a direct result of my SPLD that I not only make typos but fail to see them until someone points them out. When I'm on the mac the assistive software sorts it out but I don't have that on the laptop so I don't notice when I've made a mistake.

 

[Orang Utan]

my point is typos are often made and not noticed by non-dyslexics too, hence their existence!

 

[sheothebudworths]

Yes, it is! He's right!

Thanks for the good wishes re the job, folks!

We're having slow cooked chinese pork, rice and broccoli. Fruit and biscuits for pudding.

 

[madzone]

my point is typos are often made and not noticed by non-dyslexics too, hence their existence!

And my point is that I make typos because I'm dyslexic.It's accepted by my dyslexia tutor that this is the case so quite frankly I couldn't give a flying fuck what some nobend off the net thinks

 

[Orang Utan]

And my point is that I make typos because I'm dyslexic.

no you don't. you make typos if you accidentally press the wrong key.

 

[madzone]

no you don't. you make typos if you accidentally press the wrong key.

Whatever. If it makes everyone feel better taking the piss out of typos from someone with a pretty severe SPLD then fill your boots.

 

[Orang Utan]

no one's taking the piss out of your SPLD.

 

[TruXta]

FFS OU, have you taken stupid pills today?

 

[Biddlybee]

no you don't. you make typos if you accidentally press the wrong key.

the word typo is generally taken to be synonymous with spelling mistake these days, ffs.

 

[Orang Utan]

the word typo is generally taken to be synonymous with spelling mistake these days, ffs.

first i've heard of it. a typo comes from a slip of the key, a spelling mistake comes from ignorance of the correct spelling, whether it be from dyslexia or not. two different things.

 

[madzone]

FFS OU, have you taken stupid pills today?

He gets bored. Difference between me and the person he wound up the other day is I know what he's doing so it doesn't bother me.

 

[Badgers]

I am too scared to mention my dinner now