West Ham 2022-23: The Road to Prague

[1927]

Out fucking standing!

 

[tommers]

Fucking brilliant. Defensive masterclass and so happy for Pablo.

And great to see the Dutch losing their rag. Having the front to moan about time wasting after their absolute shitshow last week is... remarkable. Then their fans tried to get at the players' families after the game. Horrible shitty little club.

 

[tommers]

Did think they were going to give that handball after the last few weeks but fucking hell we're in a European final. What a day. Never thought I'd see it.

In other news I'm in America when the final is on. At some absolute cunt of a work conference. I'm going to have to get a mysterious stomach bug or something. Fuck my life.

 

[tommers]

Been to every home euro game apart from one and now I've got to sit listening to some twat burble on about VMs or some shit while we play in our first European final for 47 years. Fuck.

 

[tommers]

 

[Joe Chi Min]

Great manager. Shame he had so many undermining cunts (Ferdinand, Evra) at United really

 

[tommers]

I know violence is bad and everything but 100 hooded up Dutch teenagers getting twatted by a big bald man is objectively hilarious. Humiliating.

 

[Joe Chi Min]

I know violence is bad and everything but 100 hooded up Dutch teenagers getting twatted by a big bald man is objectively hilarious. Humiliating.

Knollsy will never have to buy a pint around Stratford again

 

[tommers]

Well. Obviously.

 

[Humberto]

Yous might have a case. All I know is liverpool went to the European Cup final last year at the Parc de Princes, behaved sensibly and were treated vindictively by French plod. UEFA were quick with the nonsense blames then too.

 

[1927]

Well. Obviously.

If any charges are made against players well should just refuse to play the final.

 

[tommers]

If any charges are made against players well should just refuse to play the final.

I think anything would be after the final anyway.

 

[tommers]

Fucking beautiful. Paqueta is quite good, turns out.

Real shame that midfield is going to get split up now it's finally working.

 

[sealion]

Knollsy will never have to buy a pint around Stratford again

It turns out that the geezer at the top of the stairs fighting off the dutch isn't Knollsy at all. Knollsy took a few digs and hid behind a security guard to keep safe from the mob.

 

[Joe Chi Min]

It turns out that the geezer at the top of the stairs fighting off the dutch isn't Knollsy at all. Knollsy took a few digs and hid behind a security guard to keep safe from the mob.

Amazing that the big guy there was mistaken for anybody else Never reading twitter again

 

[tommers]

Knollsy backlash starts here.

 

[sealion]

Amazing that the big guy there was mistaken for anybody else Never reading twitter again

Similar in stature but different clobber on. I wonder will he have to pay back for all the free pints that'll never have to pay for again

 

[sealion]

Knollsy backlash starts here.

Nah. it's all over loads of football forums.

 

[sealion]

Knollsy will never have to buy a pint around Stratford again

The big bloke up top and a few others should be the one on free beer forever. Knollsy needs to brush up on his shadow boxing though.

 

[bromley]

The big bloke up top and a few others should be the one on free beer forever. Knollsy needs to brush up on his shadow boxing though.

Is the first video later on? E.g. He took a beating then came back for revenge!? Either way the first video is impressive.

Feels strange to see teenagers actually want to fight rather than bounce up and down like they do here!

 

[sealion]

He took a beating then came back for revenge!?

No, he threw a couple of shit punches, took a dig and hid behind a security bloke.

 

[Thaw]

I am in Prague! Killing time at WeWork...still not sure where we're gonna watch the game. Rumour is that Fiorentina haven't even sold their allocation but plenty of West Hammers about.

 

[The39thStep]

I'll be cheering on West Ham

 

[sealion]

3-1 to Fiorentina

 

[Numbers]

Good luck tonight.

 

[skyscraper101]

For those unaware, its free on BT Sport and on their YouTube channel. Up the Irons. Oi oi.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Cmon you hams.good luck

 

[Numbers]

Getting nice and lively around here. Hammers everywhere and in great spirit.

I hope Benrahma gets the winner, we still love him out in Beesland.

Come on you Irons.

 

[Thaw]

I feel confident. 3-0 to west ham. A czech barman predicted it.

 

[belboid]

The subs on the YouTube feed are excellent. By which I mean, awful.


"to rice and stir well" just came up. West Han are playing Ferrante Tina I'm reading the bloody subs more than watching the game.