West Ham 2022-23: The Road to Prague

[tommers]

Done well leveraging up the price . I’m not sure if City actually wanted him or just wanted to bump up the Arsenal offer .

Yeah doesn't really matter cos we'll spend half of it on some striker that Moyes never plays, and Sullivan will spend the rest on crystal panthers and women half his age and twice his height - but it's a decent price I guess.

 

[The39thStep]

Yeah doesn't really matter cos we'll spend half of it on some striker that Moyes never plays, and Sullivan will spend the rest on crystal panthers and women half his age and twice his height - but it's a decent price I guess.

Good player . With hindsight we shouldn’t have let him go but there’s been a few we’ve let go / who have asked to who were destined for great things but haven’t fulfilled their promise.

 

[tommers]

Already looking forward to the collection of freak injuries that will afflict whoever we sign.

 

[Numbers]

That’s crazy money.

 

[tommers]

That’s crazy money.

He's really good but it's all monopoly money innit?

 

[Thaw]

New kit. Not a big fan. The bubbles are silly. It looks like childrens pyjamas.

Forever. Everywhere. This is the 2023/24 Anthem Kit | West Ham United F.C.

West Ham United is delighted to unveil the Club’s new Umbro 2023/24 Anthem Kit – available to purchase at officialwesthamstore.com now

www.whufc.com

 

[tommers]

New kit. Not a big fan. The bubbles are silly. It looks like childrens pyjamas.

Forever. Everywhere. This is the 2023/24 Anthem Kit | West Ham United F.C.

West Ham United is delighted to unveil the Club’s new Umbro 2023/24 Anthem Kit – available to purchase at officialwesthamstore.com now

www.whufc.com

Oh I didn't notice the bubbles. Lol. That's embarrassing.

 

[tommers]

Finally gone then. Thought that Arsenal didn't have the money there for a bit. Could do without the open letters and the video about him becoming a man tbh.

Looking forward to the pile of absolute tut we get in to replace him.

 

[Thaw]

Finally gone then. Thought that Arsenal didn't have the money there for a bit. Could do without the open letters and the video about him becoming a man tbh.

Looking forward to the pile of absolute tut we get in to replace him.

Just remember the quality we got to replace Rio back in 2000

 

[Thaw]

Then Lampard left in June 2001 for £11m. So £30m revenue and James, Dailly, and Repka were the only ones who weren't a complete washout.

 

[tommers]

Just remember the quality we got to replace Rio back in 2000
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Well yeah. Exactly. Doesn't really fill you with confidence.

I mean. Titi Camara.

 

[tommers]

The away kit is actually nice (although I did even like last year's tbf).

 

[tommers]

3-0 down to leverkusen at half time. Think we might be in a spot of trouble.

 

[Thaw]

I was going to wait for a new signing before starting a 23/24 thread but that might be too late. Also, theres not exactly a great sense of enthusiasm around the club at the moment. Its like everyone has got their medal and just wants to fuck off now.

 

[Thaw]

We should go for Mbappe and Neymar from PSG. Neymar is mates with Paqueta and Mbappe would be a nice upgrade on Antonio.

Front 6 of:
Benrahama Mbappe Bowen
Paqueta Neymar Alvarez

 

[manji]

Genuine tweet ref the daily “ this is our final offer for JWP “

 

[tommers]

LOL. It's great to see us completely fail to capitalise on a decent position once again.

 

[tommers]

Hard to keep up but from what i can see this morning, Paqueta might be off to Man City, Maguire and JWP deals "agreed in principle".

We're going full Brexit.

 

[Thaw]

The 3 games in August are just a write-off already.

 

[Thaw]

Paquetá will push West Ham to sell as Manchester City prepare £70m bid

Lucas Paquetá will push for West Ham to let him join Manchester City, who are preparing a bid to sign the Brazil midfielder

www.theguardian.com

Sounds like he wants out because he thinks the football is crap, the transfers are a mess, and we're going to struggle again. Hard to argue against that.

 

[tommers]

We're doing the classic thing where the big teams buy all your best players, but we didn't come 7th,we came 14th.

 

[tommers]

This is exactly why the cup was so important, cos this shit is fucking depressing.

 

[Jimmy Don't]

To be fair JWP at £30m, at 28 years old, is an absolute steal in today's (admittedly ludricous) market. If Slabhead scored double figures from his dead ball deliveries, you could just put him (Maguire) up top and keep him as far away from your goal as possble!

 

[tommers]

To be fair JWP at £30m, at 28 years old, is an absolute steal in today's (admittedly ludricous) market. If Slabhead scored double figures from his dead ball deliveries, you could just put him (Maguire) up top and keep him as far away from your goal as possble!

We've decided to be really really good at set pieces. Classic moyes.

 

[Jimmy Don't]

We've decided to be really really good at set pieces. Classic moyes.

McTominay used to be a striker too, maybe you're gonna have M & M up top with JWP lofting balls for them

 

[tommers]

Id quite like McTominay, just cos he looks like a fucking bully. Like he'd push your head down a toilet while nicking your dinner money. I think we need somebody like that.

 

[tommers]

Decent "come on you eyerons"

 

[sealion]

Slabhead

Has he signed for West ham? It's baffling that he's managed to play in the premier league and at international level. I think he's haphazard, hot headed and a really shit version of John Terry who's willing to take a kick in the face.