West Ham The Massive European Champions 2023-34

[tommers]

We're at the international break so probably time to take stock.

We're top of the league, Bowen's on fire, Paqueta is taking the piss, Alvarez is better than Declan and Kudus hasn't even played yet.

Man City& Liverpool next, let's see what happens.

 

[tommers]

17 games unbeaten in Europe. English record.

Massive.

Loving it.

 

[GarveyLives]

Top of this league - does anyone know why?:

West Ham top football-related arrests table again as total figure rises to nine-year high

 

[tommers]

Top of this league - does anyone know why?:

West Ham top football-related arrests table again as total figure rises to nine-year high

See the other thread you posted it on.

 

[tommers]

 

[tommers]

The almost blanket praise of the commentators, half time studio guests, media etc for "Angeball" makes it all the sweeter. How many times does this have to happen?

"you can't win a game with 28‰ possession".

Like, they actually said that. Hilarious.

 

[tommers]

Hahaha. What the fuck.

 

[tommers]

First time we've ever had three consecutive years of European football, let alone win the group and get to knockouts each time.

Magical times.

 

[tommers]

Holy fucking fuck. Both central defenders out, best player off after thirty mins, beat the league leaders 2-0. Away. What an absolute Moyes masterclass.

I want to see Arteta's face.

 

[The39thStep]

Holy fucking fuck. Both central defenders out, best player off after thirty mins, beat the league leaders 2-0. Away. What an absolute Moyes masterclass.

I want to see Arteta's face.

Moyes will be back at OT soon

 

[tommers]

I want to see Arteta's face.

Oh God. That was worth the wait. He's so angry!

 

[tommers]

 

[tommers]

Paqueta out for possibly two months, Bowen for "a substantial period" and Kudus off at AFCON.

Oh well. It was a nice month. There's always next season.

 

[tommers]

Might be a good time to add Danny Ings to your fantasy team?

(don't, we are not going to score a goal for two months)

 

[tommers]

It's a roller-coaster.

 

[tommers]

Fummin.

Fucking ridiculous series of decisions. What the fuck?

 

[planetgeli]

Good London boy that Declan Rice eh?

Never realised Chelsea kicked him out at 14.

He was always gonna score a screamer against you today. But 0-6?

#MoyesOut (spirit of Badgers)

 

[planetgeli]

Also just noticed the thread title. That's highly ambitious. Respect.

 

[tommers]

What a fucking goal.

 

[tommers]

Standard.

 

[The39thStep]

Jesus

 

[Steel Icarus]

One liner of the day on Knees Up Mother Brown, a Hammers forum:

"I'm taking the dog for a walk."
"Make sure you hold on to the lead."

Sorry but

 

[tommers]

I can't even keep up with the shitty decisions any more.

And Kalvin Phillips needs shooting, for all our sakes.

 

[The39thStep]

I can't even keep up with the shitty decisions any more.

And Kalvin Phillips needs shooting, for all our sakes.

Like a number of decisions these days the penalty ones were rather then imv but that's where we are.

 

[tommers]

Like a number of decisions these days the penalty ones were rather then imv but that's where we are.

The first one, maybe cos Dinos touched it after their player passed it towards Gordon. Second one, absolutely no fucking idea. No idea why Burn wasn't sent off for fouling Kudus but haven't seen a replay. I'm sure Newcastle fans are upset about our second too.

I'm still seething about the game against Sheff Utd tbh.

 

[The39thStep]

The first one, maybe cos Dinos touched it after their player passed it towards Gordon. Second one, absolutely no fucking idea. No idea why Burn wasn't sent off for fouling Kudus but haven't seen a replay. I'm sure Newcastle fans are upset about our second too.

I'm still seething about the game against Sheff Utd tbh.

Meant to say thin rather than then btw

 

[tommers]

When these decisions even themselves up we are going to be fucking flying

Better hurry up though. Almost the end of the season.

 

[tommers]

Oh fuck.

 

[1927]

Did i just see a West Ham badge on the golf bag of Patrick Cantlay.