Agent Sparrow
the age of slippers and migraines
I heard a great story once about some vegetarians who kept chickens for eggs, and then acquired a rooster to breed more. But the rooster was a complete arsehole. They decided it was too much of an arsehole to ethically give away so the best thing was to kill it. And if they had to kill it, it would be unethical to not use it up…View attachment 318902
Fewer chickens suffer for every pound of meat produced this way. In the future there will be one mega chicken that we slaughter every 10 years to keep animal suffering (and vegan outrage) to a minimum.
First meat they ate in 20 years!
E2A: just remembered the best part of the story. As part of their thinking about how to dispose of the rooster in the most ethical way, they decided they couldn’t ask someone else to deliver the killing blow so one of them did the deed
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