US election 2020 thread

[belboid]

I was planning on bed, but.....

If he uses the words 'bigly' or 'covefe' i'll crack open a can

If he concedes its the 25 year old malt

 

[Raheem]

It's not good enough

Pennsylvania and Georgia ok fine they had to delay counting a shit load of mail in ballots from big cities.... but Arizona and Nevada are just a bunch of lazy desert tossers

Sand wankers.

 

[Sue]

In my mind I'd like to see him running amok, trying to slap journalists with his tiny hands

Something that would surely unite all of Urban

 

[spitfire]

It's not good enough

Pennsylvania and Georgia ok fine they had to delay counting a shit load of mail in ballots from big cities.... but Arizona and Nevada are just a bunch of lazy desert tossers

It's fucking hot man, shit takes time in the heat.

 

[two sheds]

at least trump does not have the rugby to watch

who's playing??

 

[two sheds]

Something that would surely unite all of Urban

well all except one

 

[Weller]

this is fucking bullshit. how the fuck have NV and AZ not declared yet? fucking tossers. and fuck Pennsylvania too. and fuck Trump. I'm sick of this fucking shit. oh and fuck Biden too, you lousy wanker

Can you drink some more then record and post your a karaoke version of that using the CeeLo Green backing track to make a change from all this fucking bullshit

 

[Flavour]

Also North Carolina come on get your act together you're not even that big

 

[ruffneck23]

well looks like the bottle of 1/2 bottle of wine I was promising not to drink ( after doing the first half earlier ) is well and truly getting drunk now

 

[mx wcfc]

well looks like the bottle of 1/2 bottle of wine I was promising not to drink ( after doing the first half earlier ) is well and truly getting drunk now

I've drunk that and started a second one.

 

[Dandred]

What time is Trump going live at the WH?

 

[Ax^]

who's playing??

his arsehole

and the wife reading the pre nup

 

[Flavour]

Can you drink some more then record and post your a karaoke version of that using the CeeLo Green backing track to make a change from all this fucking bullshit

joined urban in 2007 and got less than a thousand posts? don't trust you lot. say stuff more often

 

[Sue]

I was planning on bed, but.....

If he uses the words 'bigly' or 'covefe' i'll crack open a can

If he concedes its the 25 year old malt

If this happens:

In my mind I'd like to see him running amok, trying to slap journalists with his tiny hands

The whole bottle of that malt?

 

[Lord Camomile]

What time is Trump going live at the WH?

10 minutes ago.

 

[cupid_stunt]

In other news, Pennsylvania down to just 75.5k lead for Trump.

 

[mx wcfc]

What time is Trump going live at the WH?

11 mins ago. This is looking like Johnson and the lockdown press conference.

 

[spitfire]

Yay. CNN numbers guy is back. he is awesome. Like watching a skilled trade/sportsperson at work.

 

[quimcunx]

What time is Trump going live at the WH?

12 minutes ago.

 

[Plumdaff]

11 mins ago. This is looking like Johnson and the lockdown press conference.

Oh fuck there's not going to be a Powerpoint is there?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Yay. CNN numbers guy is back. he is awesome. Like watching a skilled trade/sportsperson at work.

"States are counting legally cast votes, they're trending against the President, and he is mad"

 

[JTG]

Trump has made a net gain of 3k in Pinal County AZ - Biden lead cut to 65k

Pinal is relatively heavy R

 

[mx wcfc]

Oh fuck there's not going to be a Powerpoint is there?

I don't think Trump could cope with powerpoint. (who can?)

 

[Sue]

Oh fuck there's not going to be a Powerpoint is there?

A PowerPoint made by the work experience kid? Hope so.

 

[Wilf]

Early draft of the speech: 'Bobby Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Hilary Clinton, Sleepy Joe Biden... your boys took one helluva beating (when we stopped the match at half time when it was still 1-0 to us).

 

[Dandred]

Stream link please

 

[8115]

Everyone is sitting down.

 

[8115]

Tension.

 

[Sue]

Stream link please

Google CNN

 

[two sheds]

Stream link please

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