US election 2020 thread

[eatmorecheese]

This is ludicrous lol

 

[Ax^]

non white voters

 

[Kaka Tim]

Full on delusional mode from the off.

 

[Lord Camomile]

He's like a not very smart 14-year old reading a book report someone else wrote.

 

[Sue]

Republican women? WTF?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

He's the little guy. The GOP are the little guys.

 

[two sheds]

gracious in defeat

 

[Ax^]

Melania looking at Ivanka


fuck you

 

[Plumdaff]

The thing is, objectively delusional as this is, how many Qanon are going to see it as a call to arms?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

This is insane. Completely insane. 25th amendment insane.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Pollsters were wrong.

So the fuck what?

 

[Lord Camomile]

He sounds like he's been filibustering for 17 hours.

Maybe he has behind the scenes...

 

[Ax^]

The thing is, objectively delusional and funny as this is, how many Qanon are going to see this as a call to arms?

oddly its that stupid they might also get the point

 

[not-bono-ever]

he really has no class has he ?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Its was the best defeat ever it seems

 

[littlebabyjesus]

It's suppression. Fuck me. This is full one conspiraloon.

 

[Tankus]

Christ.... The poll is the election.... Its all that matters

Such a professional victim

 

[belboid]

If this happens:


The whole bottle of that malt?

Deal

 

[Sue]

Seriously though, absolutely fucking shameful. Disgraceful.

 

[Ax^]

america is to corrupt because i did not win

in a harsh voice

such a winner

 

[cupid_stunt]

If you count the legal votes, it's a beautiful result, a glorious victory, truly brilliant, this is the greatest & most beautiful outcome, it's great, it's glorious, the greatest glorious victory ever, it makes me great again!

 

[eatmorecheese]

We've seen the movie Donny. Get to the fucking point. Years of listening to this self-pitying bullshit. Tremendous. I'm the best, blah fucking blah

 

[Ax^]

get on with


*holds out sword

 

[Lord Camomile]

"It's amazing how one-sided the mail-in ballots are [after I told my supporters not to use mail-in ballots]".

 

[two sheds]

It's a subdued (presidential!) version of his election rallies

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Fuck me. He's repeating this rubbish. They're finding ballots. Just finding.

 

[prunus]

I think people behind the scenes have been telling him all these things are true. I think he believes them says them and then has them reflected back to him by people who simply can’t be bothered to correct him. He’s like the crazy old uncle in the corner that everyone basically ignores “yes uncle”.

 

[xenon]

Graciously conceding then.

 

[Ax^]

is this to stop us celebrating when another state annouces

 

[cupid_stunt]

Plot totally lost.