Urban v's the Commentariat

[Idris2002]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

I'm not sure I know what pansexual is myself, tbh.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Artaxerxes]

I'm not sure I know what pansexual is myself, tbh.

Much like Pan himself, anything is open. Lets just fuck it all.

 

[brogdale]

Much like Pan himself, anything is open. Lets just fuck it all.

Presumably only consensual adult sexual behaviours?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Presumably only consensual adult sexual behaviours?

Not if they are truly following the teachings of Pan.

 

[Idris2002]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

So it's something to do with those people that dress up as woodland creatures or dragons, right?

 

[brogdale]

Not if they are truly following the teachings of Pan.

They really need to use brackets.

 

[DotCommunist]

So it's something to do with those people that dress up as woodland creatures or dragons, right?

no thats Otherkin.

 

[JimW]

Can only get it up for 70s TV dance troupes.

 

[DotCommunist]

in this sense of the word 'pan' is being used to mean similar to omni The picture up there is Pan the woodland diety. Playing the pipes named after him, the piper at the gates of dawn etc

 

[JimW]

Christ on a Pantocrator.

 

[Artaxerxes]

in this sense of the word 'pan' is being used to mean similar to omni The picture up there is Pan the woodland diety. Playing the pipes named after him, the piper at the gates of dawn etc

 

[killer b]

I think she's just kidding around there y'know guys.

 

[DotCommunist]

its obviously a joke killer thanks for enlightening us. I was lolling more at cynical economies confusion. Also I've looked up smart kitchens and if thats the future your fridge will txt you when the milk is off, check did you leave the oven on with an app. the future is here

 

[Sue]

I think she's just kidding around there y'know guys.

It's sometimes a wee bit difficult to tell tbh.

 

[DotCommunist]

not this one, its an obvious pan gag. Just giggling now about killer thinking nobody had spotted it lol

 

[FridgeMagnet]

The joke being of course that you wouldn't cook with a pan that you had sex with. That would be weird.

 

[killer b]

Just giggling now about killer thinking nobody had spotted it lol

'cause that's totally what happened.

 

[Idris2002]

The joke being of course that you wouldn't cook with a pan that you had sex with. That would be weird.

Well, once you're done playing "hide the sausage", you need something to cook it in.

 

[Idris2002]

that's a joke, btw, killer b

 

[Bakunin]

The joke being of course that you wouldn't cook with a pan that you had sex with. That would be weird.

Unless you intended seasoning the dish with the chef's special sauce, obviously.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bloodworth is such a shitty neocon hack.

Our old chum is finally getting stuck into the whole Labour leadership thing now:

 

[DaveCinzano]

Liberal commentariat lawyers discuss how best to stitch up Corbyn

 

[DotCommunist]

when they do finally knife him the gloating is going to be off the scale.

 

[cantsin]

that's reasonably funny tbf

 

[butchersapron]

when you're on twitter so much that a bot reaches out to you...

 

[cantsin]

(((Jack Monroe))) ‏@MxJackMonroe 40m40 minutes ago
Oh my god no general election no no no no no no WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE COCKING POLITICAL JOURNALISTS WE HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE APRIL

'Doctor' prefix now ( wisely ) dispensed with, so it's 'POLITICAL JOURNALIST' time.

'

 

[eoin_k]

So Owen Jones is a bit trigger happy with the old block function: I tweeted something that mentioned 'Oxford' and 'Liberal Media bubble' following his anti-Corbyn turn (while also acknowledging that he spoken some sense after the riots), followed up with a less provocative tweet asking what he hoped to achieve by this move at the momenmt - and just noticed that I have been blocked.