Urban v's the Commentariat

[equationgirl]

Next week in the New Statesman - how to do your nails like a glamorous Ukrainian right-wing paramilitary!

How to make shampoo from woodash - new quicker recipe!

 

[frogwoman]

I read that as woodlice. Making shampoo from woodlice would be interesting but probably speciesist and not suitable for vegan spaces

 

[phildwyer]

the octopus metaphor is often well dodgy. sorry.

Just so long as you don't mention squid.

 

[equationgirl]

I'm also waiting for Crabapple to tweet 'ten top tips to avoid chipping your nails whilst fighting the fash'.

 

[J Ed]

I'm also waiting for Crabapple to tweet 'ten top tips to avoid chipping your nails whilst fighting the fash'.

Shouldn't that be whilst respecting the fash's autonomy and agency?

 

[equationgirl]

My bad

 

[tim]

What would Jimmy Savile have said?

That he could fix it for her

 

[frogwoman]

Shouldn't that be whilst respecting the fash's autonomy and agency?

I'm still waiting for that intersectional analysis of Ukraine

 

[rekil]

We'll need to make a priv-off card for at least one of the Ukraine nazi bigwigs.

 

[DotCommunist]

i was looking at klitchko the other day thinking 'aren't you supposed to be an actual giant?' but it turns out I was looking at the wrong kiltch.

 

[Theisticle]

I'm also waiting for Crabapple to tweet 'ten top tips to avoid chipping your nails whilst fighting the fash'.

We put the 'fash' in fashionista

 

[Nigel Irritable]

i was looking at klitchko the other day thinking 'aren't you supposed to be an actual giant?' but it turns out I was looking at the wrong kiltch.

Vitali is 6'7" and Wladimir is 6'6", so they are both pretty tall. Valuev was the real giant.

 

[rekil]

The Occupy Wall Street imbecile is on form.

http://storify.com/JustineTunney/te...=&awesm=sfy.co_cb3G&utm_medium=sfy.co-twitter

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Occupy Wall Street imbecile is on form.

http://storify.com/JustineTunney/te...=&awesm=sfy.co_cb3G&utm_medium=sfy.co-twitter

If you want progress, stand with the true progressives, which are tech workers.

Amazeballs

 

[rekil]

I couldn't just pick one or two examples, they're all smash hits.

 

[SpineyNorman]

 

[DotCommunist]

When protesters hurled a brick at a Google Bus back in December, it was the shot heard around the world.

deffo the best one imo

 

[J Ed]

Punch a google glass wearer in the face

 

[rekil]

Punch a google glass wearer in the face

It's happening.

Slocum (google glass rage victim) herself has called the incident a hate crime, regardless of the fact that the legal definition of a hate crime does not mention Google Glass wearer or tech worker.

Laurie says she's going over to do a piece on San Francisco. These will be the kind of pricks she'll be hanging around with.

 

[Idris2002]

Punch a google glass wearer in the face

"We have the technology, we can rebuild you".

 

[DotCommunist]

'only shitter'

 

[seventh bullet]

It's happening.

'Glasshole.'

 

[Bakunin]

deffo the best one imo

'Three weeks from now, I will be mercilessly cashing in on other people's genuine principles. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the party line! Stay with me! If you find yourself on Twitter, tweeting insults and smears at anyone who dares to disagree with you or point out your unprincipled, narcissistic hypocrisy, do not be troubled. For you are one of the Twatterati, and you're already a pointless waste of time, space and oxygen!'

Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity.

 

[DotCommunist]

'Three weeks from now, I will be mercilessly cashing in on other people's genuine principles. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the party line! Stay with me! If you find yourself on Twitter, tweeting insults and smears at anyone who dares to disagree with you or point out your unprincipled, narcissistic hypocrisy, do not be troubled. For you are one of the Twatterati, and you're already a pointless waste of time, space and oxygen!'

Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity.

or in your browser history

 

[Bakunin]

or in your browser history

The browser history is the TRUE window to the soul...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Punch a google glass wearer in the face

Der Googlekristallnacht

 

[Pickman's model]

Punch a google glass wearer in the face

why stop there?

 

[Greebo]

The browser history is the TRUE window to the soul...

Mine is constantly gleaming then, given how often it gets wiped.

 

[Bakunin]

Mine is constantly gleaming then, given how often it gets wiped.

You like giving it a daily polish, then?

 

[Wilf]

It's happening.
.

It's true - 150 years ago people were being beaten up in pubs for those fancy fob watches.
Hate Crime Through the Centuries #1 in a short series.