Tory leadership contest 2024

[moochedit]

Has to be one of these cunts...

Following the general election, here are the 121 MPs who will make up the new Parliamentary Conservative Party:

• Alan Mak – Havant
• Alberto Costa – South Leicestershire
• Alec Shelbrooke – Wetherby & Easingwold
• Alex Burghart – Brentwood & Ongar
• Alicia Kearns – Rutland & Stamford
• Alison Griffiths – Bognor Regis & Littlehampton
• Andrew Bowie – West Aberdeenshire & Kincardine
• Andrew Griffith – Arundel & South Downs
• Andrew Mitchell – Sutton Coldfield
• Andrew Murrison – South West Wiltshire
• Andrew Rosindell – Romford
• Andrew Snowden – Fylde
• Aphra Brandreth – Chester South & Eddisbury
• Ashley Fox – Bridgwater
• Ben Obese-Jecty – Huntingdon
• Ben Spencer – Runnymede & Weybridge
• Bernard Jenkin – Harwich & North Essex
• Blake Stephenson – Mid Bedfordshire
• Bob Blackman – Harrow East
• Bradley Thomas – Bromsgrove
• Caroline Dinenage – Gosport
• Caroline Johnson – Sleaford & North Hykeham
• Caroline Nokes – Romsey & Southampton North
• Charlie Dewhirst – Bridlington & the Wolds
• Chris Philp – Croydon South
• Christopher Chope – Christchurch
• Claire Coutinho – East Surrey
• Damian Hinds – East Hampshire
• Danny Kruger – East Wiltshire
• David Davis – Goole & Pocklington
• David Mundell – Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale & Tweeddale
• David Reed – Exmouth & Exeter East
• David Simmonds – Ruislip, Northwood & Pinner
• Desmond Swayne – New Forest West
• Edward Argar – Melton & Syston
• Edward Leigh – Gainsborough
• Esther McVey – Tatton
• Gagan Mohindra – South West Hertfordshire
• Gareth Bacon – Orpington
• Gareth Davies – Grantham & Bourne
• Gavin Williamson – Stone, Great Wyrley & Penkridge
• Geoffrey Clifton-Brown – North Cotswolds
• Geoffrey Cox – Torridge & Tavistock
• George Freeman – Mid Norfolk
• Graham Stuart – Beverley & Holderness
• Greg Smith – Mid Buckinghamshire
• Greg Stafford – Farnham & Bordon
• Harriet Cross – Gordon & Buchan
• Harriett Baldwin – West Worcestershire
• Helen Grant – Maidstone & Malling
• Helen Whately – Faversham & Mid Kent
• Iain Duncan Smith – Chingford & Woodford Green
• Jack Rankin – Windsor
• James Cartlidge – South Suffolk
• James Cleverly – Braintree
• James Wild – North West Norfolk
• Jeremy Hunt – Godalming & Ash
• Jeremy Wright – Kenilworth & Southam
• Jerome Mayhew – Broadland & Fakenham
• Jesse Norman – Hereford & South Herefordshire
• Joe Robertson – Isle of Wight East
• John Cooper – Dumfries & Galloway
• John Glen – Salisbury
• John Hayes – South Holland & the Deepings
• John Lamont – Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk
• John Whittingdale – Maldon
• Joy Morrissey – Beaconsfield
• Julia Lopez – Hornchurch & Upminster
• Julian Lewis – New Forest East
• Julian Smith – Skipton & Ripon
• Karen Bradley – Staffordshire Moorlands
• Katie Lam – Weald of Kent
• Kemi Badenoch – North West Essex
• Kevin Hollinrake – Thirsk & Malton
• Kieran Mullan – Bexhill & Battle
• Kit Malthouse – North West Hampshire
• Laura Trott – Sevenoaks
• Lewis Cocking – Broxbourne
• Lincoln Jopp – Spelthorne
• Louie French – Old Bexley & Sidcup
• Luke Evans – Hinckley & Bosworth
• Mark Francois – Rayleigh & Wickford
• Mark Garnier – Wyre Forest
• Mark Pritchard – The Wrekin
• Martin Vickers – Brigg & Immingham
• Matt Vickers – Stockton West
• Mel Stride – Central Devon
• Mike Wood – Kingswinford & South Staffordshire
• Mims Davies – East Grinstead & Uckfield
• Neil Hudson – Epping Forest
• Neil O’Brien – Harborough, Oadby & Wigston
• Neil Shastri-Hurst – Solihull West & Shirley
• Nick Timothy – West Suffolk
• Nigel Huddleston – Droitwich & Evesham
• Nusrat Ghani – Sussex Weald
• Oliver Dowden – Hertsmere
• Patrick Spencer – Central Suffolk & North Ipswich
• Paul Holmes – Hamble Valley
• Peter Bedford – Mid Leicestershire
• Peter Fortune – Bromley & Biggin Hill
• Priti Patel – Witham
• Rebecca Harris – Castle Point
• Rebecca Paul – Reigate
• Rebecca Smith – South West Devon
• Richard Fuller – North Bedfordshire
• Richard Holden – Basildon & Billericay
• Rishi Sunak – Richmond & Northallerton
• Robbie Moore – Keighley & Ilkley
• Robert Jenrick – Newark
• Roger Gale – Herne Bay & Sandwich
• Saqib Bhatti – Meriden & Solihull East
• Sarah Bool – South Northamptonshire
• Shivani Raja – Leicester East
• Simon Hoare – North Dorset
• Steve Barclay – North East Cambridgeshire
• Stuart Anderson – South Shropshire
• Stuart Andrew – Daventry
• Suella Braverman – Fareham & Waterlooville
• Tom Tugendhat – Tonbridge
• Victoria Atkins – Louth & Horncastle
• Wendy Morton – Aldridge-Brownhills

Also these cunts are the voters in the first few rounds until we are down to 2 cunts. (Assumming no rule changes of course)

 

[Saul Goodman]

Boris Johnson is never going to go away is he?

He's like herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[moochedit]

Has anyone yet seen any analysis of how the electoral cull proportionally affected the “5 families”? If more of the survivors are “one nation” tories, then Tugdenhart would look like an obvious runner, but if more of them are total headbangers, I suppose one of the obvious psychopaths would triumph. All about the selectorate, innit?

List of the selectorate here. I leave others to do the analysis.

Tory leadership contest 2024

Has to be one of these cunts... Following the general election, here are the 121 MPs who will make up the new Parliamentary Conservative Party: Alan Mak – Havant Alberto Costa – South Leicestershire Alec Shelbrooke – Wetherby & Easingwold Alex Burghart – Brentwood & Ongar Alicia Kearns –...

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[moochedit]

Boris Johnson is never going to go away is he?

What's he done now then?

 

[Jennaonthebeach]

What's he done now then?

Just not fucking off basically.

 

[andysays]

Has anyone yet seen any analysis of how the electoral cull proportionally affected the “5 families”? If more of the survivors are “one nation” tories, then Tugdenhart would look like an obvious runner, but if more of them are total headbangers, I suppose one of the obvious psychopaths would triumph. All about the selectorate, innit?

Who are the "5 families"?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

As it's the members who choose and they are all raving mentalists, they'll go with whoever promises to out-Farage Farage, so Braverman.

 

[moochedit]

Who are the "5 families"?

Ny mafia

 

[planetgeli]

As it's the members who choose and they are all raving mentalists, they'll go with whoever promises to out-Farage Farage, so Braverman.

Conservatives 'failed to move enough to the right', says ex-MP

A former Tory MP who lost his seat on Thursday says the Conservative Party failed to move enough to the right.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[andysays]

Ny mafia

That's where I've heard the term used before, so I was wondering who brogdale was referring to

 

[moochedit]

That's where I've heard the term used before, so I was wondering who brogdale was referring to

Ok. I assumed he was just comparing the tories in general to the mafia rather than specific tories but i could be wrong.

 

[ska invita]

Just googled Penny Mourdant. .. narrowly lost her seat and didn't even make the poll on this thread...hard times!!

 

[campanula]

so few fucks to give

 

[chilango]

If it's up to the members I reckon Tugginghat or Cunt.

If Gove can still pull strings...Bandenoch.

 

[andysays]

Tories mull future after election drubbing​

Conservatives leadership hopefuls are pondering how to react, after a crushing election defeat looks set to define the future direction of the party. None of the party's surviving MPs have yet confirmed they will run in the eventual contest to replace him, for which a timetable is not yet clear. Party grandees are expected to meet next week to decide the process by which the party will choose the next leader.

 

[andysays]

Tories mull future after election drubbing​

Conservatives leadership hopefuls are pondering how to react, after a crushing election defeat looks set to define the future direction of the party. None of the party's surviving MPs have yet confirmed they will run in the eventual contest to replace him, for which a timetable is not yet clear. Party grandees are expected to meet next week to decide the process by which the party will choose the next leader.

 

[tim]

There will be next time. And the 16-17 year olds who support populist right politics now will also be voters then.

By all means do continue to ignore the warning lights flashing everywhere though.

It's sad but not uncommon for people when they get old to develop an irrational fear and hatred of the young.

Despite your hysterical claims, the reality is that on Thursday voters between 18 and 24 were the least likely to vote for the Tories or Deform and most likely to vote Labour, Green, or for the Liberals. Your cohort is much more likely to vote for the Right, including the fruitcake and Fascists of Deform than anyone in a cohort younger than you.

I shan't bother commenting on the poll you cling to as an example of the depravity of the youth of today, as that has already Bern convincingly debunked upthread.

When I was young I was mildly irked by miserable old cunts who slagged of people of my age. Now I'm old, I feel more strongly about those from my own generation or in the generation below me who have become decrepid paranoid fucks.

 

[Karl Masks]

If it's up to the members I reckon Tugginghat or Cunt.

If Gove can still pull strings...Bandenoch.

Hunt has ruled himself out

 

[MrCurry]

I think it depends mainly on labour's performance and how they deal with political opponents over the next few years.
Tory infighting helps and is always funny to watch, but a re-shape with the help of media launching a major anti-labour campaign is not out of the question.

I take your point and Spandex said similar about the potential that the tories could get back in by default, if Labour mess up and people just want someone different. I guess my point was the tories are less electable if they are way to the right of centre, since elections are (by definition) a numbers game and the critical mass of the electorate is to be found around the centre ground.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ny mafia

North Yorkshire mafia? Didn't realise their writ ran as far as cchq

 

[GarveyLives]

The Right Honourable Richard John Holden MP (just about) appears to have the right moral credentials ...

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[GarveyLives]

The Right Honourable Richard John Holden MP (just about) appears to have the right moral credentials ...

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[brogdale]

That's where I've heard the term used before, so I was wondering who brogdale was referring to

Turns out there were at least 8 of the five families!

Five Families (Conservative Party) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Saul Goodman]

The Right Honourable Richard John Holden MP

This always gets me, how the most dishonourable people on the planet get called The Right Honourable. I always wondered if it was said in jest, or they have their fingers crossed when they say it, but, apparently, they're not saying it to take the piss.
It's like saying "Please welcome the UK's most trusted childminder, Jimmy Savile"

 

[brogdale]

That ‘Northern research group’ mob must have taken a few clips

 

[andysays]

Turns out there were at least 8 of the five families!

Five Families (Conservative Party) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Thanks, I'd never heard the term being applied to Tory factions before.

 

[A380]

Serious head on: Ruth Evans if they could cook up a fix to allow her to stand. One of the few senior Tories I can imagine being in the presence of without poking my brain out with a stick through my ears. Plus might push British politics back towards the centre.

 

[Pickman's model]

Thanks, I'd never heard the term being applied to Tory factions before.

Families in Northallerton, richmond, masham, hawes and Bedale seem to wield a vast influence over the tory party, their sway coordinated from the windowless masonic hall in the last named town

 

[klang]

That ‘Northern research group’ mob must have taken a few clips

with gravy.

 

[brogdale]

Thanks, I'd never heard the term being applied to Tory factions before.

The truly mad thing is it’s how some of them described themselves