London Mayoral Election 2024

[DotCommunist]

hopes can be dashed imo, but rumours? whoever heard of dashed rumours? Tabloidese headline language is the weirdest idiolect.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[brogdale]

hopes can be dashed imo, but rumours? whoever heard of dashed rumours? Tabloidese headline language is the weirdest idiolect.

They wanted to believe

 

[Lord Camomile]

I mean, look, I was one of the 24,260, but no he really didn't...

Binface doesn't need people drop to other candidates' levels of hyperbole and fantasy.

(Once again, about two second too late I remember that the hyperbole may, itself, be rather tongue-in-cheek )

 

[brogdale]

Hall received 80k fewer votes than Bailey's 2021 first preferences.

Spectacular.

 

[Wilf]

Khan has started lighting massive fires on the banks of the Thames each evening and slowly walking away looking moody

people were sceptical about it at first but now it a welcome addition to the evening nightlife

hth

Maybe wootton is a keen astronomer.

Just catsuit crazy, I think

 

[Wilf]

Khan has started lighting massive fires on the banks of the Thames each evening and slowly walking away looking moody

people were sceptical about it at first but now it a welcome addition to the evening nightlife

hth

Perhaps wootton is a keen astronomer.

 

[skyscraper101]

Great to see Britain First dickhead Nick Scanlon displaying all the grace of a reversing dump truck as he exited the stage shouting 'Khan Killed London' lol. Fuck off you loser.

 

[Wilf]

it's hard to tell. he might mean 'nightlife' which to be fair is in decline, but think that's a national trend rather than london specific

Aye, it's killing the pubs, people sat at home with their cheap cans of Stella and low energy lightbulbs.

 

[Silas Loom]

Great to see Britain First dickhead Nick Scanlon displaying all the grace of a reversing dump truck as he exited the stage shouting 'Khan Killed London' lol. Fuck off you loser.

Difficult to be gracious when you’ve just been soundly beaten by a dustbin.

 

[brogdale]

Not sure why this thick racist is even allowed to deliver a loser speech...

 

[Wilf]

hopes can be dashed imo, but rumours? whoever heard of dashed rumours?

And ugly...

 

[Lord Camomile]

Not sure why this thick racist is even allowed to deliver a loser speech...

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I wasn't paying close attention, but I don't remember Khan opening his speech with "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit".

Although, I feel like he'd have at least some right to.

 

[skyscraper101]

Hall is such a prick. BYE!

 

[skyscraper101]

Interestingly I didn't see Brian Rose up there. He got actual last place this time. From 31,111 votes in 2021, down to 7,501 this time.

Also just 70 votes between the Lib Dems and the Greens.

 

[brogdale]

Photo du jour; one day Count, one day...

 

[bromley]

Not sure why this thick racist is even allowed to deliver a loser speech...

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Where can i find this speech?

 

[editor]

Interestingly I didn't see Brian Rose up there. He got actual last place this time. From 31,111 votes in 2021, down to 7,501 this time.

Also just 70 votes between the Lib Dems and the Greens.

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Well done urban's very own Mr Blackie!

 

[brogdale]

Where can i find this speech?

in the dustbin of history?

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[brogdale]

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Shall we have a whip-round to get this one for the preposterous Wootton?

 

[brogdale]

tbf to the Guardian they've put up some great pics...

 

[Rob Ray]

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I don't venture onto Twitter much any more but the unhinged screaming today is really quite something

 

[Hollis]

My Sadiq Khan claim to fame is that he was once visiting a place I was working at, and his staff gave us advance notice that he needed to use the toilet on arrival.

I was dispatched to inspect the gents toilet cubicles to ensure there weren't any 'floaters'.

All in the call of duty.

Now I hope he reciprocates and introduces a mother-of-the-gods road charging scheme.

 

[ska invita]

Whoa, anarchists rioting on the streets? I might move down to that London.

its all lies unfortunatley

My Sadiq Khan claim to fame is that he was once visiting a place I was working at, and his staff gave us advance notice that he needed to use the toilet on arrival.

I was dispatched to inspect the gents toilet cubicles to ensure there weren't any 'floaters'.

All in the call of duty.

Now I hope he reciprocates and introduces a mother-of-the-gods road charging scheme.

A pound a mile with deductions the more woke you are ( there will be a test), max woke points no charges

 

[Wilf]

My Sadiq Khan claim to fame is that he was once visiting a place I was working at, and his staff gave us advance notice that he needed to use the toilet on arrival.

I was dispatched to inspect the gents toilet cubicles to ensure there weren't any 'floaters'.

All in the call of duty.

Now I hope he reciprocates and introduces a mother-of-the-gods road charging scheme.

What was your report? 'Generally okay, but in the name of all that is holy keep him away from stall 3'.

 

[Cloo]

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What is Khan doing to the nightlights?!

 

[Yossarian]

What was your report? 'Generally okay, but in the name of all that is holy keep him away from stall 3'.

"Operation Pootemkin Village is complete"

 

[twistedAM]

If Binface had found the spare £10k to have his manifesto in that booklet that went to every home in London he would have had a lot more votes for his MEGA policy.

 

[planetgeli]

If Binface had found the spare £10k to have his manifesto in that booklet that went to every home in London

I never knew this.

It also costs £10K to stand.

That's outrageous. If you're stumping up £10K in the first place that should get you a few words in a book.