Pick your Portillo 2024

[ouirdeaux]

We can still enjoy it.

 

[Dogsauce]

McVey would be a good one, what are her odds? Think they’ve got her somewhere safe. And Shapps would be funny because he’s such a smug prick. Cleverley is also an arrogant fuck, it’s that kind of fall from grace I want to see.

 

[Wolveryeti]

Jeremy Hunt would be super funny because he has spaffed 100k of his own money trying to keep his seat, plus he is just so clearly an arrogant cunt who needs hoying into the nearest bin

 

[Raheem]

I want to find out their middle names. One of Portillo's was Xavier (eggs-ayviah) and the assembled Labour supporters laughed, the heartless bastards.

No spoilers, though, please.

 

[spitfire]

Gullis because he is such a pig ignorant prick.

Followed by Anderson for similar reasons.

The rest is gravy.

 

[Fez909]

I want to find out their middle names. One of Portillo's was Xavier and the assembled Labour supporters laughed, the heartless bastards.

No spoilers, though, please.

Jacob Magnus Aurelius Quixoticus Flamboyantus Reginaldus Ludicrous Rex Pontificus Rees-Mogg

 

[ouirdeaux]

Spoiler

Boringly, it's (just) William.
His son, however, is Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I want to find out their middle names. One of Portillo's was Xavier (eggs-ayviah) and the assembled Labour supporters laughed, the heartless bastards.

No spoilers, though, please.

Portillo's parents are/were Spanish, his dad agitated against Franco to the extent that they had to flee Spain and claim asylum in the UK. So why were the Labour supporters mocking his middle name being Xavier?

 

[Raheem]

Portillo's parents are/were Spanish, his dad agitated against Franco to the extent that they had to flee Spain and claim asylum in the UK. So why were the Labour supporters mocking his middle name being Xavier?

Like I said, heartless.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Racists, really.

 

[Raheem]

Racists, really.

Or maybe ill-educated.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Or maybe ill-educated.

Explains their actions, doesn't excuse them.

 

[trabuquera]

p3 already and no mention of Jenrick?

 

[Raheem]

Explains their actions, doesn't excuse them.

Indeed, and I'll bet the Sedgefield ones stifled their mirth at Lynton.

A bit late to call them out, though.

 

[stavros]

Indeed, and I'll bet the Sedgefield ones stifled their mirth at Lynton.

A bit late to call them out, though.

Laughing at middle names is less likely when they win.

It'd be great if the returning officer for South West Surrey kept with tradition and pronounced Hunt's name as it's meant to be.

 

[moochedit]

p3 already and no mention of Jenrick?

Remind me... who are they? (being tory is enough for me to want them to lose their seat though)

 

[UrbaneFox]

Priti Patel. Her smug expression gone ...

 

[_Russ_]

Remind me... who are they? (being tory is enough for me to want them to lose their seat though)

A tory Cunt and an Idiot though thought of as intelligent by some here who think any birk who after leaving Cambridge has gone on to have some top jobs must be something special and not just someone with right connections

 

[Dogsauce]

Also any of the young twatty ones would be good, knowing their career is over and no fucker will likely employ them. Who was that public schoolboy in one of the red wall seats? Ben Bradley or something like that?

 

[Sue]

Also any of the young twatty ones would be good, knowing their career is over and no fucker will likely employ them. Who was that public schoolboy in one of the red wall seats? Ben Bradley or something like that?

If only that were true. But it's not.

 

[rubbershoes]

I want to find out their middle names. One of Portillo's was Xavier (eggs-ayviah) and the assembled Labour supporters laughed, the heartless bastards.

It's a not uncommon middle name for some Catholics. I haven't met anyone with it as their first name though

 

[skyscraper101]

For the pure lol, I want to see Gove lose his seat more than anyone.

BASTARD!!!

 

[brogdale]

BASTARD!!!

craven cunt

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

BASTARD!!!

Rats, ships…

 

[WouldBe]

Well not need an election to get rid of them at this rate.

 

[WouldBe]

Dp.

 

[geminisnake]

For the pure lol, I want to see Gove lose his seat more than anyone though.

He's standing down apparently I didn't expect you to have posted already young skyscraper101 Thank you stavros for reminding me of that wonderful moment when Portillo lost, I think that was possibly the last election I stayed up to watch the results for

I'd like to see Braverman lose.

 

[skyscraper101]

Sigh, maybe Braverman then.

Or Badenoch. I did see her name pop up on one of the seats to watch but I shalt hold my breath.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Such fucking cowards.

So much for 'the British bulldog spirit', eh?

 

[brogdale]

Anyone still got a dog in this fight?