The Tour Of France 2021

[1927]

Yep.

So what’s the answer?

 

[rubbershoes]

Why has Sagan got a cop's moustache?

I preferred his hillbilly look

 

[David Clapson]

Why has Sagan got a cop's moustache?

I preferred his hillbilly look

It's a porn tache, for groping podium girls.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Bang. Enormous crash, triggered by a fucking dickhead spectator.

 

[hash tag]

You expect a crash or two early on, but bringing down most of the race

 

[magneze]

Wasn't even looking at the race!

 

[hash tag]

A kid smiling at the television cameras.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Wasn't even looking at the race!

Hope the daft sign holder has broken bones………looking the wrong way

 

[hash tag]

Again

 

[planetgeli]

Wow, big one. Froome hurt apparently

 

[hash tag]

Froome not getting up

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Bang. Again.

 

[David Clapson]

3 riders don't seem to be getting up.

 

[Numbers]

When you see the crash in slow mo, jeez.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

What a finish.

 

[David Clapson]

At least the podium looks unaffected.

 

[hash tag]

Big time gaps for day1. Second crash left me cold.
Froome will finish today, but, will he start tomorrow. Very sad for him

 

[twistedAM]

What a world champion we have. He destroyed the WVA/MvdP hype trains. Wish I had put more than £5 on him.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Vintage AP. No one had an answer.

 

[David Clapson]

Oh Christ. Wiggins is wearing a purple suit and no socks.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Looking at the stages to come… he could well hold that jersey for a while.

 

[David Clapson]

According to Twitter the cardboard sign, allez opi and omi, is a dutch way of saying hi to your grandparents.

 

[David Clapson]

A classic of the Fail genre. We'll all see this at least 100 more times .

 

[twistedAM]

Looking at the stages to come… he could well hold that jersey for a while.

He was 6/1 to win the stage today; I reckon it goes in a lot for tomorrow's stage.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Steven Kruijswijk is a brave man

 

[hash tag]

After one of the crashes a black bike was shown with rear fork broken clean through.

 

[weepiper]

 

[Cid]

Sounds like a rather inauspicious first stage. I was out for a ride. Got held up by traffic:

 

[Cid]

After one of the crashes a black bike was shown with rear fork broken clean through.

Do you mean seat stays?

 

[hash tag]

Just seen the second crash again....3 riders pile quite heavily into a spectator.