The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here
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I mean I like chippies as much as the next person but I reckon the NHS and housing and stuff like that is slightly higher up my priority list. Ffs.
Silas Loom
Hated by both sides
Isn’t that the sort of planned economy that Tories are supposed to oppose? Shouldn’t the invisible hand of the markets furnish chippies where they are needed most?
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
I meant to share the quote tweet this came from, essentially there are in fact three Chip Shops in Uxbridge - including one just off camera - so it doesn't take too much imagination to think by 'chippie' he actually meant 'chip shot not ran pr owned by blokes with brown skin'.I mean I like chippies as much as the next person but I reckon the NHS and housing and stuff like that is slightly higher up my priority list. Ffs.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Where does he stand on Italians or Greek Cypriots running the joint, like the chippies of yesteryear?
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Books, not bombs
Oh no way. We don't want bloody immigrants running our traditional fish and chips shops, if you don't mind
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
You have to laugh otherwise you’d do serious time
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
Bingoman
Well-Known Member
Souless
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Books, not bombs
Yet more filthy cash for honours
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Businessman who donated £5m to Tories gets knighthood
Mohamed Mansour, a Conservative senior treasurer, is one of several surprise recipients of honours
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I reckon most jobs could be replaced by AI with better results. It's a sobering thought but it's inevitable.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Computer says ...
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Now, my esteemed colleagues, as much as I'd love to bask in the glory of our collective ambition, duty calls elsewhere for me. Rest assured, while I attend to matters of the utmost importance, I have full faith in each and every one of you to tackle this project with vigor and finesse. So, without further ado, let's get to it! I'll expect nothing short of excellence upon my return. Off I go to attend to matters of the highest priority. Carry on, team!
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Give me a little more information and you'll be out of a job by the morning
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
And yet double that with a chaser of violent racism gets you nothing. Funny old worldYet more filthy cash for honours
Businessman who donated £5m to Tories gets knighthood
Mohamed Mansour, a Conservative senior treasurer, is one of several surprise recipients of honours
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
That's the thing about cutting investment in infrastructure, the short-term 'savings' show up elsewhere as long-term costs. There's the extra NHS costs, the time off through sickness, other people having to take time off to look after them, ....
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... and of course the pain and suffering people go through but that has no real monetary costs and so doesn't enter the calculations for tories.
Hospital admissions for waterborne diseases in England up 60%, report shows
Labour party analysis of figures since 2010 shows raw sewage was discharged for more than 3.6m hours last year
... and of course the pain and suffering people go through but that has no real monetary costs and so doesn't enter the calculations for tories.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Tory party to lose almost 1,000 years of Commons experience when MPs quit
Sixty-six MPs who already plan to stand down at election have 987 years between them, analysis shows
Saul Goodman
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Tory party to lose almost 1,000 years of Commons experience when MPs quit
Sixty-six MPs who already plan to stand down at election have 987 years between them, analysis shows
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Books, not bombs
Unbelievable. Fining someone because they have no where to live. Ministers should be fined for not providing anywhere.
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Ministers face Tory revolt over plans to criminalise rough sleeping
Police in England and Wales to be given powers to fine homeless people deemed to be causing a ‘nuisance’
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